Yes, I approve.

And then I ruin the moment by imitating Butthead.

This is, by far, the best product review I’ve ever read, certainly on TTAC and possibly anywhere else. Brilliant.

I’m still not going to buy it, partially because the little hippie in me would kick at the walls of my conscious, partly because my wife hates perfume in any form, partly—mostly—because I just weep at brand whoring. Wearing a scent is the last step to toc omplete metrosexuality I can’t take.

Besides, I’m waiting for Mini-branded eau de cologne. Just to be able to say it.

Sorry, can you send me the pistonhead template? I don’t think I’ve ever seen it before!

Real pistonheads don’t wear perfume.

Technically, they wear cologne or some kind of petrochemical derivative. 60% of the time, it works 100% of the time!

For “pistonhead” stuff, I stick to Dunhill. It’s classy in an understated way, and those in the know remember the motoring roots of the brand – everyone else either doesn’t know what it is, or just associates it with British haute couture. Oh, and it smells really nice without the typical “I’M A MAN, SMELL THIS!” lack of subtlety.

Thanks for the review anyway! It must also be said that fragrance depends highly of the natural (clean!) body smell of each individual, as they combine. I.e. you need to try several to see what fits, and what works on one person does not on somebody else. Otherwise, there wouldn’t be as many brands, now would there?

what can i say.

i suppose if u can’t afford the car.

nah, nevermind.