Comments on: Nevada Brothel: Spend $300 on a Hooker, Get $50 Gas Card

By: gawdodirt

gawdodirt — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 15:38:54 +0000

All I can say is that it’s cheaper than a divorce. And you can keep your boat!!

By: Strippo

Strippo — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:44:56 +0000

They say you don’t pay a hooker for the sex; you pay her to leave. A cathouse is the same concept turned on its head, so helping the johns get there (and leave) makes sense from a marketing standpoint. I’m not sure I’d make that trip from Vegas for a Kia, Buick or Dodge, though.

By: brettc

brettc — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:29:24 +0000

I wonder if “What a mess” magazine ever offered a photo spread to Ashley or her mother. I bet it looks like a bomb went off down there on both of them.

By: dolo54

dolo54 — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 13:11:18 +0000

those are some busted looking hookers.

By: Justin Berkowitz

Justin Berkowitz — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:59:32 +0000

@Jonny:

Ashley Dupre’s mother. I’m not making that up.

By: Jonny Lieberman

Jonny Lieberman — Thu, 10 Jul 2008 08:24:34 +0000

Who’s the one on the right?

By: Beelzebubba

Beelzebubba — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 22:11:15 +0000

yankinwaoz Says:
July 9th, 2008 at 5:57 pm

Wouldn’t it be cheaper for all if they just scheduled a daily charter bus?

Thanks a lot yankinwaoz! Now I can’t quit replaying the scene from “Best Little Whorehouse In Texas” where the football team is singing on the bus when they’re headed to the ‘Chicken Ranch’ to get ‘em some!

“Twenty-five miles until we get to heaven….”

By: essen

essen — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:58:55 +0000

What’s that tattoo on her belly say? BIOHAZARD?

By: yankinwaoz

yankinwaoz — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:57:07 +0000

Wouldn’t it be cheaper for all if they just scheduled a daily charter bus?

By: shaker

shaker — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:43:54 +0000

After $300 and an hour there, I’d definitely be “out of gas”.

Maybe free Viagra would be better…

By: Cicero

Cicero — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:35:44 +0000

I’ll bet half the customers pull out early and let the gas go all over the side of the truck.

By: hltguy

hltguy — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 21:14:36 +0000

There must be a hooker there by the name of Ethel with that offer.

By: Beelzebubba

Beelzebubba — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:41:20 +0000

A 150-mile drive each way to get there, then $300 for one hour with a tired, high mileage hooker???

I don’t think anybody is that horny!

By: USAFMech

USAFMech — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:30:49 +0000

Elliot Spitzer at least had taste. Mmmmmmm….

By: paradigm_shift

paradigm_shift — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:27:43 +0000

Hmm, flaccid sales must be a problem with deep, penetrating consequences, looks like the accountants are taking this one in the face…

By: Michael Ayoub

Michael Ayoub — Wed, 09 Jul 2008 20:19:35 +0000

But will they pay for your medical bill?