Clueless Classics: Those Deadly-Glamorous Seville Conversions

Paul Niedermeyer
by Paul Niedermeyer

The Seville left quite a legacy, as recounted here. But it also inspired a host of bizarre and tasteless conversions, like this Seville Grandeur Opera Coupe (the name alone says it all). But before you hit the jump, spend a good minute or two and really take this car in. And you think America is in decline now?

Before we move to the others, let’s just feast on its frontal view, which seems to feature a Lincoln Mark III “radiator shell”. Or are my dazzled eyes deceiving me?

If you’re looking something for a bit more parking lot friendly, let me show you the brilliant Seville Milan Roadster. Who needs a Mercedes SL anyway, when there’s a genuine home-grown alternative available?

That top is a weee bit crude compared to the SL’s, so let’s just drop it and feast our eyes on the delightful proportions that the Milan’s cutting torch-wielding builders afford us.

If opera is not your thing, you might want to stick to the more traditional Grandeur Formal Sedan.

There’s also this shorty coupe, the Seville Tomaso Coupe. BTW, hacking off the rear passenger compartment had the effect of doubling the price of the Tomaso over a plebeian Seville. But what price for true prestige?

It wasn’t all bad. The San Remo Convertible actually managed to improve on the Seville, softening up its harshly squared-off roofline. I remember thinking at the time that Caddy really should have built a convertible like this, and a coupe too, with a more rounded roof. It really changed the whole feel of the car. Price: $46k ($123k adjusted). Good taste didn’t come cheap in the seventies.

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  • Shiney2 Shiney2 on Sep 17, 2010

    The Grandeur Formal is so hilarious by today's standards that I kinda want one... BTW, the problem with Hummers is not the H1 or H3, its the H2 - most of which are basically the macho version of these Sevilles.

  • Hachee Hachee on Sep 20, 2010

    As I was scrolling through the pictures, remembering seeing these in the mags in the late '70s, I was thinking, "there was one good, only one, the convertible...ahh, the San Remo!" And there it was, at the end. Looked good then, looks good today. There was a really nice Gucci version, but I'm not sure if it had any special bodywork.

  • EBFlex I come across stories every single day about how bad the CyberPuke is. It truly is amazing how bad Tesla screwed it up.You know that a vehicle that can make the fake lightning seem decent is a horrible vehicle. Ford designed one of the worst "trucks" in history and then Tesla came along and said "hold my IPA".
  • Cprescott I have watched a series of teardown videos by Munro and Associates (sycophants to Tesla) and cannot believe the hoodwinking that was done with this POS. There was no way it was ever going to sell the golf cart with a bed for the price they said. I cannot believe all of the space those motors take up - so huge and expensive. And the battery pack is the size of Rhode Island!
  • Rick T. That's the way the (Milano) cookie crumbles.
  • ChristianWimmer My requirements are simple: I love driving fast (Autobahn) and I want a relatively generous and stable range while using creature comforts. No EV on the market can satisfy this requirement, hence I am not interested in one.
  • Cprescott Jeep has become fool's gold - thinking they can move this brand upmarket and charge outrageous prices without regard to keeping track of market conditions.
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