Comments on: Chrysler Wants to Hook-Up with… Anyone Really

By: iNeon

iNeon — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 16:20:19 +0000

Is it just me, or is Chrysler ‘news’ spinning a wheel, and writing about the topic the pointer’s chosen? This is just not news anymore, guys.

By: Rix

Rix — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 15:16:12 +0000

Can I live without those fine Chrysler automobiles? Will my life have meaning without the Avenger and that…um… Nitro thingie? And the Caliber, which only kind of looks like the bastard child of a Dodge Omni and a Fisher Price?

By: AJ

AJ — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 14:25:05 +0000

As I’ve stated before, I’m a Jeep guy, and so it hurts me to see the Jeep brand in the mess that it is.

With that being said, I don’t know why anyone would want to tie themselves to a manufacturer that has the UAW as a noose around their neck (unless they already have that noose as well)?

By: SherbornSean

SherbornSean — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:21:22 +0000

There’s a girl in the corner who’s been checking you out, Chrysler. Over there, yeah, the one with the weight problem and glasses who looks like she hasn’t showered in a month. My roommate told me that underneath all those sweaters she’s got an unbelievable D-platform available to anyone who asks.

So strap on your recession goggles, Chrysler and buy her a drink. What’s that, you need to borrow $10? For you, buddy, anything.