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		<title>Editorial: Chrysler Suicide Watch 41: R.I.P.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Oct 2008 14:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Elias</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<a title="&#34;The large dark area left of center is named Cerberus. The arcuate markings in the upper right are in the Amazonis plains and may be sand drifts. The Elysium volcano, a yellow area north of Cerberus, has several channels radiating from its flanks. The three bright spots, upper left, are volcanoes partially veiled by thin clouds.&#34; (text and pic courtesy pds.jpl.nasa.gov)" rel="lightbox" href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cerberus222.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="imageright" title="&#34;The large dark area left of center is named Cerberus. The arcuate markings in the upper right are in the Amazonis plains and may be sand drifts. The Elysium volcano, a yellow area north of Cerberus, has several channels radiating from its flanks. The three bright spots, upper left, are volcanoes partially veiled by thin clouds.&#34; (text and pic courtesy pds.jpl.nasa.gov)" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/cerberus222.jpg" alt="" width="175" height="175" /></a>Chrysler is dead. Look for a Chapter 7 filing soon; that’s a liquidation plan, not reorganization. The judge will part-out and sell ChryCo's few valuable assets to the highest bidders. There will be no “Hail Mary” pass to General Motors, no government rescue, no money from Cerberus to keep its corpse from the grave. Yes, the mythical three-headed dog of Hades does keep souls from escaping Hell, try as they might.]]></description>
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		<title>Editorial: Chrysler Suicide Watch 40:  GM Merger A Done Deal. Or A Breakup. Or Something.</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-gm-merger-a-done-deal-or-not/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 12:34:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Farago</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<a title="Collateral damage (courtesy elfwood.com)" rel="lightbox" href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dante_virgil_and_cerberusrzd146068.jpg" target="_blank"><img class="imageright" title="Collatoral damage (courtesy elfwood.com)" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/dante_virgil_and_cerberusrzd146068.jpg" alt="" width="300" height="233" /></a>The auto news biz is abuzz with rumors of Chrysler’s endgame. Even a quick scan reveals that there are more potential scenarios and pitfalls than Operation Eagle Claw, America’s ill-fated attempt to rescue its hostages from Iran. Cerberus trades Chrysler to GM for GM’s remaining share of GMAC. Chrysler sells Jeep to Renault and the rest to GM. Chrysler parts out the company and THEN declares Chapter 11. But no matter how this plays out, foot soldiers will be sacrificed, the American auto industry will remain bound and gagged and the generals will get off Scott free.]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 39: &#8220;Partnership for technology transformation&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-39-partnership-for-technology-transformation-not-bailout/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 02:14:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jbozzella2.jpg" title="BOZELLA John T" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/jbozzella2.jpg" alt="BOZELLA John T" title="BOZELLA John T" width="150" height="191" /></a>The following Q&#38;A was published on Chrysler&#39;s Firehouse media blog. TTAC republishes it here in its entirety, without editing, to provide insight into Chrysler&#39;s call on the public purse, and the ailing automaker&#39;s plans for the future. Such as they are... &#34;The campaign season is in full swing, with the Democrats holding their convention in Denver this week, and the Republicans meeting in Minneapolis-St. Paul next week. John Bozzella, Vice President of External Affairs and Public Policy, will be at both conventions, hoping to win over Congressional support for funding the auto industry&#8217;s technology transformation to build a new fleet of fuel-efficient vehicles. We talked to Bozzella from Democratic Convention in Denver about the effort.</p> <p>Q &#8211; Why are you in Denver this week and what are you hoping to accomplish?</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 38: Nissan Comes a-Courtin&#8217;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 17:57:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/08_titan_03.jpg" title="What do you get when you Ram a Titan?" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/08_titan_03-200x133.jpg" alt="What do you get when you Ram a Titan?" title="What do you get when you Ram a Titan?" width="200" height="133" /></a>Chrysler doesn&#39;t do well outside it own backyard, or play well with others. The American automaker&#39;s attempts to expand globally in the early &#8216;60s ended with Chrysler selling their European operations (Rootes Group, Simca and Barreiros) to PSA Peugeot Citro&#235;n. In the 70&#39;s, Chrysler off-loaded their Australian subsidiary to Mitsubishi. ChryCo&#39;s last U.S. partnership with a Japanese manufacturer (Mitsubishi again) ended on less than cordial terms. The &#34;merger of equals&#34; with Germany&#39;s Mercedes-Benz almost [may actually have] killed it. So why would Chrysler entertain the idea of another off-shore partnership? And why would Nissan ever want to partner with an automaker as moribund as Chrysler?</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 37: No Lease on Life</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jul 2008 21:32:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Ken Elias</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chrysler.jpg" title="Courtesy blackcommentator.com" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/chrysler.jpg" alt="Courtesy blackcommentator.com" title="Courtesy blackcommentator.com" width="200" height="125" /></a>Chrysler Financial has pulled the plug on new vehicle leases. Given ongoing bankruptcy rumors, the automaker&#8217;s co-Prez immediately manned the PR barricades. Jim Press reassured the world that Chrysler is simply diverting lease subsidies into &#8220;traditional financing.&#8221; That way, &#8220;many customers&#8221; could enjoy &#8220;about&#8221; the same monthly payment that they &#8220;would have had&#8221; in a lease. Meanwhile, ChryCo spokeswoman Shawn Morgan sang the same old song. &#34;Despite the challenges, Chrysler continues to meet or exceed its plan on all financial metrics.&#34; C&#8217;mon, really?</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 36: Ghosn Fishing</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:17:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Martineck</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/musiccatalog_v_va-breaknbossa-chapter-7_va-breaknbossa-chapter-7.jpg" title="They&#39;re playing Cerberus&#39; song. (courtesy plong.com)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/musiccatalog_v_va-breaknbossa-chapter-7_va-breaknbossa-chapter-7.jpg" alt="They\&#39;re playing Cerberus\&#39; song." title="musiccatalog_v_va-breaknbossa-chapter-7_va-breaknbossa-chapter-7" width="200" height="200" /></a>The breakup of Chrysler has begun. It&#8217;s been done quietly, in the open, but under obnubilating nomenclature. That last phrase says it all. Why lie when you can make the truth so damn confusing? While Cerberus denies imminent sell-off, a cadre of automotive executives has Chrysler on a hook, passing around a felt tip pen. In fact, a pre-break up party is the only way of explaining some of the crazy-ass deals the three-headed dog has been fetching lately.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 35: Reason to Be Cheerful</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Jun 2008 23:39:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Farago</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/raenancy2006.jpg" title="Nancy A. Rae was appointed Senior Vice President - Human Resources and Corporate Communications for Chrysler LLC on Dec. 17, 2007. Previously, she was Senior Vice President - Human Resources for Chrysler LLC." rel="ightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/raenancy2006.jpg" alt="raenancy2006.jpg" width="200" height="300" /></a><em>(The following email was sent to Chrysler employees today. It was released to the media with a note which read &#34;&#39;This information should help you cover Chrysler. We also sent it to our employees to help them as ambassadors of the company - Nancy.&#34; We leave it to you, our Best and Brightest, to make what you will of it.)&#160;</em></p> <p>Keeping Track of the Facts on Chrysler LLC<br /> By Nancy Rae<br /> Senior Vice  President, Human Resources and Corporate Communications<br /> <br /> As the industry  goes through a period of great change and a slowing economy, we all face  difficult questions about the status of the industry and our company.&#160; Following  are a number of the leading subjects that come up in the media and in our daily  conversations, as well as information you need to know and share:<br /> </p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 34: End Game</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:06:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Farago</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/2004-dodge-durango.jpg" title="Over the edge. (courtesy 4x4review.com)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/2004-dodge-durango.jpg" alt="2004-dodge-durango.jpg" width="200" height="149" /></a>Back when Cerberus bought Chrysler from Daimler, the new owner&#8217;s spinmeisters were highly animated. &#8220;We&#8217;re quicker than quick,&#8221; they proclaimed. &#8220;Our private equity owners don&#8217;t answer to The Street. We can make decisions-- and get things done-- fast.&#8221; The party line was designed to counter fears that Cerberus had bought-in simply strip-and-flip Chrysler. Uh-uh. They were going to restructure the ailing American automaker. <em>Right now.</em> And then&#8230; nothing. As Billy Preston said, nothing from nothing leaves nothing.&#160;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 32: Slumlords</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-32-slumlords/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 26 Mar 2008 01:17:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Dederer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/just-wait.jpg" title="Just you wait... (courtesy grundygarden.com)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/just-wait.jpg" alt="just-wait.jpg" width="200" height="200" /></a>It&#8217;s getting close to the first anniversary of Chrysler going to the dog. While there&#8217;ve been job cuts and &#8220;market adjustments,&#8221; the shoes are still hanging. Chrysler is still a long way from being profitable. But it appears to be an equally long way from breakup. What exactly is planned? The truth may be that Cerberus isn&#39;t &#8220;planning&#8221; so much as &#8220;waiting.&#8221;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 31: False Dawn</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Farago</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a New Day.&#8221; Unless you&#8217;re terminally ill or the guest of a terrorist cell, this observation won&#8217;t come as much of a surprise or, in itself, cause much delight. And yet that&#8217;s the tagline for the [now] combined Chrysler, Dodge and Jeep brands. In an explanatory TV ad, an animated child tells viewers that the American automaker will [now] listen to YOU and build cars the cars YOU want. The ad is an excellent example of what Adolph Hitler called The Big Lie: a falsehood so &#34;colossal&#34; that no one would believe that someone &#34;could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously&#34;. To wit: if any single automaker ISN&#8217;T building the cars YOU want, it&#8217;s Chrysler.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 30: The Early Attempts, Pt. 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Dec 2007 17:37:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Niedermeyer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/imperial-k.JPG" title="The most Imperial K-car of them all" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/imperial-k.JPG" alt="imperial-k.JPG" width="200" height="133" /></a>Chrysler&#8217;s near-death experience in 1980 had a salutary effect on the company&#8217;s culture. Headcount was slashed by over 50 percent. By necessity, the old ways of doing business were consigned to the crusher. &#8220;New Chrysler&#8217;s&#8221; execs, managers, marketers, designers, engineers, union workers and suppliers all had to work together to find creative ways of doing more with less. With Lee Iaccoca at the helm, it was a seminal moment in Chrysler&#8217;s history: an opportunity for the once great American car company to thoroughly reinvent itself.&#160;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 29: The Early Attempts, Pt. 1</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 17:49:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Paul Niedermeyer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/walter-p.jpg" title="Walter P. Chrysler (courtesy ellis.ks.us)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/walter-p.jpg" alt="walter-p.jpg" width="200" height="141" /></a>Suicidal tendencies can be pathological, inevitably recurring. Chrysler&#8217;s current self-destructive phase, as chronicled by TTAC, is hardly its first. From its very beginnings, the patient has suffered from symptoms of bi-polar syndrome. Chrysler&#8217;s biography is a nothing less than a roller coaster ride of giddy highs punctuated by disastrous crashes and self mutilation.</p>  ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 28: The End of the Beginning of the End</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 21 Dec 2007 20:46:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Farago</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/1928_chrysler_roadster-july12b.jpg" title="1928 Chrysler Roadster (courtesy oldcarandtruckpictures.com)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/1928_chrysler_roadster-july12b.jpg" alt="1928_chrysler_roadster-july12b.jpg" width="200" height="150" /></a>&#34;Are we bankrupt? Technically, no. Operationally, yes. The only thing that keeps us from going into bankruptcy is the $10 billion investors entrusted us with.&#34; Another milestone: Chrysler CEO Bob Nardelli used the &#8220;b word&#8217; in public. What&#8217;s more, Boot &#8216;em Bob told the Wall Street Journal (WSJ) that he&#8217;s on a leash so short he can feel the hot breath of his Cerberusian owners tickling his neck hairs. Why&#8217;s that then? Because all Hell&#39;s about to break loose.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 27: What&#8217;s Next</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-27-whats-next/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:41:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Farago</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/a965c88f-8cdf-4053-a5f7-8de2ca85d1c2.jpg" title="United we stand, united we fall?" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/a965c88f-8cdf-4053-a5f7-8de2ca85d1c2.jpg" alt="a965c88f-8cdf-4053-a5f7-8de2ca85d1c2.jpg" width="200" height="179" /></a>How in the world did the United Auto Workers (UAW) boss Ron Gettelfinger think he could get his Chrysler members to ratify their proposed contract without providing job guarantees? Did he seriously believe a $3k signing bonus would convince his otherwise carrot-less union brothers and sisters to surrender their right to graduate into cushy &#8220;non core&#8221; jobs? Or was Gettelfinger blindsided by his own ego; figuring he could yell &#8220;roll over&#8221; and &#8220;play dead&#8221; at 45k well-paid autoworkers and make it so? Either way, the question must be asked: what the Hell is going on?</p>]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>How in the world did the United Auto Workers (UAW) boss Ron Gettelfinger think he could get his Chrysler members to ratify their proposed contract ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>How in the world did the United Auto Workers (UAW) boss Ron Gettelfinger think he could get his Chrysler members to ratify their proposed contract without providing job guarantees? Did he seriously believe a $3k signing bonus would convince his otherwise carrot-less union brothers and sisters to surrender their right to graduate into cushy #8220;non core#8221; jobs? Or was Gettelfinger blindsided by his own ego; figuring he could yell #8220;roll over#8221; and #8220;play dead#8221; at 45k well-paid autoworkers and make it so? Either way, the question must be asked: what the Hell is going on? First, the latest point in our connect-the-dots sequence: a so-called #8220;secret handshake#8221; deal between the UAW and Chrysler. Reuters reports that UAW VP General Holiefield told Local leaders he made an unannounced pact with Chrysler to keep certain U.S. plants open if members ratify the new contract. Assuming Chrysler workers will believe Holiefield-- a stretch given the rancor surrounding the po-faced contract-- it#8217;s a clever play. But is it true?#160; If Chrysler owner Cerberus offered their UAW members job guarantees, surely BOTH sides would want them in writing to ensure the new contract#8217;s ratification. There are two possible reasons why the union would hide assurances of job security. Either the UAW knows that this alleged job security is highly selective (i.e. they realize that Chrysler#8217;s about to shut plenty o#8217; plants) and therefore divisive, or there wasn#8217;t any #8220;secret#8221; deal. It#8217;s just a desperate UAW officer blowing smoke up his members#8217; collective asses. No matter how you look at it, the UAW leadership has rolled onto its back doggie style, their members aren#8217;t buying the new deal and the union brass are growing increasingly desperate. To wit: not only did the International approve the contract by voice vote, but they aren#8217;t reporting ANY member voting totals. The Locals are playing fast and loose with the numbers as well. The Detroit News says that three quarters of their yes/no stats arrive as percentages, rather than precise numbers. Could the UAW cheat their way to ratification? Sure. And if the subterfuge is discovered, there will be Hell to pay-- within the UAW, relative to Chrysler and, lest we forget, over at Ford. And what will happen if the rank and file reject the contract? The key to this conundrum, indeed, the explanation for this incipient chaos, lies within the UAW#8217;s six-hour strike with Chrysler.#160; It#8217;s critical to note that the Chrysler strikette represented a split within the union, rather than a united push for more concessions. After the UAW walked out, they did not return to the bargaining table; they simply signaled Chrysler that they were ready to sign. Lead negotiator Bill Parker#8217;s immediate and public opposition to the deal is proof positive that the UAW was of two minds. And the bit that said this is as good as it#8217;s ever gonna get won. Think of it this way: Union boss Ron Gettelfinger understands that Chrysler is a company staring down the barrel of Chapter 11. He also knows Cerberus stands ready, willing and able to let its 45k union employees go on strike-- and break it. He must have figured it#8217;s better to capitulate now and make it look like tough negotiation, rather than face Cerberus#8217; nuclear winter. And he may have been emboldened by his success at GM.#160;#160; But there#8217;s one thing Gettelfinger didn#8217;t/doesn#8217;t understand: his members#8217; ignorance and militancy. The average Chrysler worker doesn#39;t believe that his or her employer is about to go under. They don#39;t appreciate the fact that Chrysler#8217;s lack of a foreign sales safety net makes it especially vulnerable. They don#39;t understand that one of the world#8217;s richest private equity firms will hang the company out to dry in a New York minute if they think it#8217;s an irredeemable</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 26: Connect the Dots</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Oct 2007 16:46:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/abstract.jpg" title="Do you see what I see?" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/abstract.jpg" alt="abstract.jpg" width="200" height="131" /></a>Kids love to play connect the dots. When the dots are numbered sequentially (with a few outlining details thrown in to keep &#39;em focused), it&#39;s easy to do. When the numbers are missing, it&#39;s hard to see anything more than random points on a page. And so it is with Chrysler, an American automaker that&#39;s generated enough bloggable news during the last six months to keep Google News-alerted surfers away from their designated job for hours at a time. Even though only Chrysler&#39;s new owners know their real game plan, there&#39;s been enough new &#34;dots&#34; to form a recognizable pattern. What it reveals is a company on the cusp of a major revolution.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 25: Dickless Porn</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-25-dickless-porn/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Oct 2007 11:50:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Farago</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ap_uaw_strike_071008_ms.jpg" title="Same old, same old" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/ap_uaw_strike_071008_ms.jpg" alt="ap_uaw_strike_071008_ms.jpg" width="200" height="150" /></a>It&#8217;s true. The United Auto Workers (UAW) six hour strike against Chrysler was nothing more than a bit of empty posturing, some meaningless moaning and a quick and unsatisfying climax. Oh I&#8217;m sure the union bosses are basking in the warm afterglow of successful pattern bargaining; safe in the knowledge that Chrysler will render unto Caesar the same plunderiffic health care deal as GM, as they look fordward to their next payout. And Chrysler&#8217;s new masters must also be happy with the deal. (Ipso facto.) But anyone who&#8217;d hoped that someone in Detroit would have the balls to finally shaft the UAW has been left high and dry.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 24: Now What?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Sep 2007 17:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Dederer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/p0505_wp_a_3.jpg" title="It&#39;s no picnic for Chrysler product planners" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/p0505_wp_a_3.jpg" alt="p0505_wp_a_3.jpg" width="200" height="138" /></a>Since Cerberus removed Chrysler from German control, the crisis corporation&#8217;s <em>modus operandi</em> appears to remain unchanged. Other than some relatively minor dealer antagonism (since smoothed over), there&#8217;s been none of the slash-and-burn stylings formerly attributed to ex-Home Depot CEO Bob Nardelli and his new, private equity employers. Perhaps a companywide excrement - fan collision awaits the conclusion of United Auto Workers negotiations. Meanwhile, Chrysler better start getting its you-know-what together on the product front, &#8216;cause the cupboard is almost completely bare.&#160;&#160;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 23: Dealer&#8217;s Choice?</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrsyler-suicide-watch-23-dealers-choice/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Aug 2007 14:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Berkowitz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/2-6-6.jpg" title="What is believed to be a record for motor cars delivered to separate retail purchasers in a single day was achieved by Angeles Motors, Chrysler and Plymouth dealer of Los Angeles, California, on Christmas day, 1936. On that morning 47 new cars were placed in the hands of owners. They represented 47 distinct buyers, no two of whom were even in the same family. (courtesy library.hbs.edu)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/2-6-6.jpg" alt="2-6-6.jpg" width="200" height="158" /></a>Poor-quality car dealers. You know the score: dodgy facilities, salesmen you wouldn&#39;t trust with your pet rock, F&#38;I guys who nickel and dime your paycheck into oblivion and service departments for whom &#34;bilk&#34; isn&#39;t just a word- it&#39;s a way of life. Industry analysts and desk-chair pundits alike condemn many (if not most) auto dealerships as a cancer on the industry. Believe it or not, car manufacturers share your distaste. Hence the reason the newly excised Chrysler LLC flashed its private equity muscles, threatening to close &#34;underperforming&#34; dealerships. Is that legal?&#160;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 22: A Tangled Web</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-22-a-tangled-web/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 12:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dome-1.jpg" title="Kentucky&#39;s Cross Chrysler Jeep is one of the good/lucky ones: a Chsyrler web-enabled Five Star dealer." rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/dome-1.jpg" alt="dome-1.jpg" width="200" height="118" /></a>Aside from select Jeeps, Chrysler&#39;s sales suck. Given this inescapable fact, you&#39;d think that the hard-pressed born-again domestic automaker would do everything in its power to keep the folks on the American front lines happy. After the sales bank debacle, after brazen &#34;channel stuffing&#34; (forcing dealers to take cars), after barring &#34;under performing&#34; Chrysler dealers from the company&#39;s life-sustaining used car auctions, after sending these dealers letters threatening to shut them down, you&#39;d think Chrysler&#39;s corporate clowns would have run out of ways to alienate the troops. Wait! Here&#39;s a new one: exclude some dealers from the corporate Internet sales funnel. Way.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 21: Slash and Burn for Strip and Flip</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-21-slash-and-burn-for-strip-and-flip/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Aug 2007 13:31:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Michael Martineck</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/six-sigma-1.jpg" title="RX for Chrysler? For how long? (courtesy qsconsult.be)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/six-sigma-1.jpg" alt="six-sigma-1.jpg" width="200" height="148" /></a>As top executive for a large manufacturing enterprise, Bob Nardelli was a tremendous success. As the man in charge of a gigantic retail business, not so much. Like any automaker, Chrysler&#8217;s survival depends on both its ability to manufacture class-leading products AND get its dealers to provide class-leading customer service. So, as Nardelli takes Chrysler&#8217;s helm, the question must be asked: is he half the man he needs to be? The answer is Six Sigma.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 20: Cerberus Bares Its Teeth</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 16:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tommy.jpg" title="Tommy&#39;s toast" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/tommy.jpg" alt="tommy.jpg" width="200" height="133" /></a>When Daimler <strike>gave</strike> sold Chrysler to Cerberus, it seemed as if things were looking up for the beleaguered automaker. With a return to American ownership, they no longer had internal factions gunning for each other. Cerberus spoke highly about Chrysler&#39;s leadership; they would take a &#34;hands off&#34; approach to running their automotive acquisition. They offered union leaders assurance: we&#39;re in it for the long run. No need to worry about &#34;strip and flip.&#34; And then Cerberus announced that Robert Nardelli would take over the reins. Ladies and gentlemen, the three-headed dog is finally baring its teeth.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 19: Imperial Remnant</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jul 2007 11:46:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Justin Berkowitz</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/imperial.jpg" title="Not pretty, but a pretty good idea" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/imperial.jpg" alt="imperial.jpg" width="200" height="150" /></a>Last week, Chrysler announced they&#8217;d cancelled plans to build their super-sized 300, the Imperial sedan. Company Spinmeister David Elshoff cited new, more stringent EPA mileage and emissions regulations and added a moral spin: given the &#8220;current climate,&#8221; bringing the Imperial to production would have been &#34;irresponsible.&#34; Regardless of the need to conform to political correctness and regulations yet to be enacted, the &#8220;poor man&#8217;s Phantom&#8221; had few friends in the punditry biz. (The word ugly featured prominently in their analysis.) And yet, deep-sixing the Imperial was a big mistake.&#160;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 18: Chrysler Pops Its Chery</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-18-chrysler-pops-its-chery/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William C Montgomery</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cheryouch.jpg" title="Ouch!" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cheryouch.jpg" alt="cheryouch.jpg" width="200" height="115" /></a>Do ya have a hankerin&#8217; for a cheap small car that can&#8217;t be satisfied by an offering from Korea, Japan, Europe or the good &#8216;ole US of A? Me neither. But Chrysler&#8217;s CEO thinks you-- or someone-- does. On July Fourth (no less), Tom LaSorda finally inked a deal with China&#8217;s Chery Automobile Company. As early as 2009, Chrysler could be offering Dodge-branded, Chery-manufactured subcompacts in the US and Europe. Target price: $7k. Too good to be true? You bet it is.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 17: Party &#8216;Til They Drop</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 16:23:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/zetsche_connery2.jpg" title=" &#34;Auf Wiedersehen.  I&#39;m outta here!&#34; (courtesy carbuyersnotebook.com)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/zetsche_connery2.jpg" alt="zetsche_connery2.jpg" width="200" height="140" /></a>Earlier this week, the European Union rubber-stamped the DaimlerChrysler divorce. So that&#39;s it. Later this financial quarter, prefix and suffix will go their separate ways and Cerberus Capital Management will marry the battered bride. Overlooking the fact that Chryslerberus will soon be importing Chinese-built cars for their U.S. customers, the automaker plans a nationwide dealer party for the born-again &#34;all-American company.&#34; With all that has-- and hasn&#39;t-- happened to Chrysler of late you have to wonder exactly what and why they&#39;re celebrating.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 16: Cerberus&#8217; Master Plan?</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-16-cerberus-master-plan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:04:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Farago</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nitro_0362.jpg" title="Is Cerberus set to outsource Chrysler out of the carmaking business?" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/nitro_0362.jpg" alt="nitro_0362.jpg" width="200" height="133" /></a>So that&#39;s it: deal done. Yesterday, federal regulators cleared DaimlerChrysler&#39;s suffix sale to Cerberus Capital Management. In the absence of any immediate change to the status quo, the United Auto Workers (UAW) and the Canadian Auto Workers (CAW) couldn&#39;t be happier with their new overlords. Chrysler dealers have also met with the new bosses and sworn their fealty. So it&#39;s one big happy family, all pulling together for their mutual health and happiness. And if you believe that, I&#39;ve got some Ford stock I&#39;d like to sell.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 15: Does Cerberus&#8217; Chrysler Purchase Portend a New Paradigm?</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-15-does-cerberus-chrysler-purchase-portend-a-new-paradigm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2007 16:40:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/cerberus2.jpg" title="Frank? Frank Stronach? Is that you? (courtesy hellados.ru)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/cerberus2.jpg" alt="cerberus2.jpg" width="200" height="156" /></a>In Greek mythology, Cerberus guarded the gates of Hades. Anyone who challenged the three-headed dog was ripped to shreds. In American business, the Cerberus private equity group guards the investment firm&#8217;s cash. Unlike the mythical canine, they don&#8217;t wait for foolish interlopers. They seek out struggling companies and rip them to shreds-- sorry, &#8220;turn them around.&#8221; For reasons yet to be revealed, the United Auto Workers (UAW) have welcomed today&#8217;s announcement that Cerberus has purchased Chrysler from its German overlords. Is someone about to teach an old dog some new tricks?&#160;&#160;</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 14: Tom LaSorda: From Zero to Hero and Back</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-14-tom-lasorda-from-zero-to-hero-and-back/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2007 09:53:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/crowbar.jpg" title="It stops being funny when it starts being you (courtesy emol.com) " rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/crowbar.jpg" alt="crowbar.jpg" width="200" height="150" /></a>In Greek mythology, Heracles performed twelve tasks set by King Eurystheus. Any one of these tasks would have finished off a mere mortal, but the dynamic demigod persisted, prevailed and finished the job. Of course, ol&#39; Herc only had to do things like slay the Nemean Lion, kill the Stymphalian Birds, obtain the Girdle of Hippolyte and capture Cerberus the guardian dog of Hades (not to be confused with Cerberus the guardian dog of GMAC). I mean, it&#39;s not like he had to do something <em>really</em> hard, like save the Chrysler Group. That&#39;s the one task that could have turned our hero back into a zero. Just ask Chief Executive Officer (CEO) and President of Chrysler Group, Tom LaSorda.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 13: Inappropriate Force</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-13-the-inappropriate-use-of-force/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2007 16:09:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Thomas Minzenmay</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/vader.jpg" title="I am altering the deal. Pray I don&#39;t alter it any further. (courtesy erikstormtrooper.com)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/vader.jpg" alt="vader.jpg" width="200" height="159" /></a>In the Phantom Menace, Anakin Skywalker stands in front of the Jedi Council. Master Yoda senses that Skywalker&#8217;s fear of losing his mother is clouding his mind. &#8220;Fear is the path to the dark side,&#8221; Yoda pronounces. &#8220;Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.&#8221; And there you have it: the story of the merger between Daimler-Benz and the Chrysler Corporation. Witnessing much suffering, we are.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 12: Give Me Liberty or&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-12-give-me-liberty-or/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Apr 2007 16:07:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>William C Montgomery</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/compass.jpg" title="Quick: name all seven Jeep models and what makes each one unique" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/compass.jpg" alt="compass.jpg" width="200" height="145" /></a>Once upon a time, a loafer-wearing businessman buried the front end of his rented Oldsmobile in a dune on the barren southwestern point of Galveston Island. I retrieved my Jeep Liberty and drove it to the Olds across a sea of tidal dunes carved into the coast like three foot swells; the Liberty loped from crest to crest in a spray of sand. Within minutes, I dug out enough of the Olds&#8217; front bumper to affix a strap and pull the trapped car onto smooth packed beach. So how does this Jeep lover rate the prospects for the new 2008 Jeep Liberty? D.O.A.</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 11:  Captain Kirk Beams Down</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-death-watch-11-captain-kirk-beams-down/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Apr 2007 10:17:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/tribbles2.jpg" title="No warm fuzzies for Captain Kirk (courtesy trekfrontier.com)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/tribbles2.jpg" alt="tribbles2.jpg" width="200" height="150" /></a>At last week&#39;s DaimlerChrysler stockholder meeting, a man named Ekkehard Wenger stepped up to the microphone and said his piece. &#34;For nine years you have been sitting on this scrapheap called Chrysler. Nobody has learned anything. To call this a sale is a euphemism. If you pay for the garbage man to empty the dustbin, does that mean you have sold something to the garbage man?&#34; While calling Chrysler a &#34;scrapheap&#34; is a bit harsh-- the American automaker supported Mercedes for several years when the Germans were losing money-- one wonders how Kirk Kerkorian feels about being called a garbage man.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 10: Mopar Melodrama</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-10-mopar-melodrama/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Mar 2007 15:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/dr-z.jpg" title="bwahahahahahahaha" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/dr-z.jpg" alt="dr-z.jpg" width="200" height="150" /></a>[Cue organ music] Welcome to this week&#8217;s installment of &#8220;That&#8217;s the Way the Daimler Benz!&#8221; When we last we left our hapless heroine, little Chrissie Chrysler, the not-so-sprightly maiden was tied to the railroad tracks. The fiendish Dr Z stood nearby, twirling his mustache, laughing maniacally as he mentally explored the options for disposing of Chrissie&#8217;s family farm. Will this be the end of our plucky paladin? Or will a courageous cowboy arrive to save Chrissie in the nick of time? Join us as we anxiously await little Chrissie&#8217;s final fate. [Fade organ music]</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 9: Bad Carma?</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-9-bad-carma/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:12:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/chrysler-crossfire22.jpg" title="Chysler&#39;s caught in a Crossfire hurricane" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/chrysler-crossfire22.jpg" alt="chrysler-crossfire22.jpg" width="200" height="150" /></a>When DaimlerChrysler unveiled Project X, the media was abuzz. Chrysler&#8217;s turnaround strategy included eliminating thousands of jobs, slashing vehicle production by a quarter and mothballing its Newark factory. More ominously, the plan pledged to consider &#8220;any option in order to find the best solution for both the Chrysler Group and DaimlerChrysler.&#34; To tell the truth, DaimlerChrysler&#8217;s &#8220;Recovery and Transformation&#8221; document should have stated the management&#8217;s desire to explore &#8220;any option to pump and dump Chrysler.&#8221; Those alternatives are gradually coming into focus. First, here&#8217;s what&#8217;s not going to happen&#8230;</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 8: Plan X From Outer Space</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-8-plan-x-from-outer-space/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Feb 2007 14:32:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Robert Farago</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/dieter.jpg" title="Mercedes uber alles (courtesy seriouswheels.com)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/dieter.jpg" alt="dieter.jpg" width="200" height="122" /></a>According to the Consumer Federation of America, most large insurance companies rely on computer programs like &#34;Colossus&#34; and &#34;Claims Outcome Advisor.&#34; These spreadsheets calculate how much money an insurer can save if they deny ALL their customers&#8217; claims. The companies then set an acceptable claim approval rate and instruct their adjustors to &#8220;delay, deny and defend.&#8221; Readers with children will recognize Mr. Incredible&#8217;s fictional employer Insuricare. Readers without sprogs should recognize DCX.</p>]]></description>
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		<itunes:subtitle>According to the Consumer Federation of America, most large insurance companies rely on computer programs like #34;Colossus#34; and #34;Claims Outcome Advisor.#34; These spreadsheets calculate how ...</itunes:subtitle>
		<itunes:summary>According to the Consumer Federation of America, most large insurance companies rely on computer programs like #34;Colossus#34; and #34;Claims Outcome Advisor.#34; These spreadsheets calculate how much money an insurer can save if they deny ALL their customers#8217; claims. The companies then set an acceptable claim approval rate and instruct their adjustors to #8220;delay, deny and defend.#8221; Readers with children will recognize Mr. Incredible#8217;s fictional employer Insuricare. Readers without sprogs should recognize DCX. First, the corporate mothership determines how much money they want to #34;save.#34; Then the word goes out. Delay. Do not address fundamental problems: runaway health care and pensions costs, stifling union work rules, bloated dealer network, lousy branding and relatively poor product quality. Deny. Keep telling everyone that everything#8217;s going to be alright. Defend. Maintain the status quo at all costs; only make changes that tweak the existing system. Obviously, Chrysler is not the only American automaker that bases its business on The Triple-D Defense. The media#8217;s fascination with Chrysler#8217;s German ownership has obscured the simple fact that the automaker#39;s plight is, at the deepest level, no different from GM#39;s and Ford#39;s. While Banc of America celebrity auto analyst Ron Tadross continues to fan the flames of the #8220;Chrysler for sale#8221; conflagration-- suggesting that the American automaker is viable as an independent company because its smaller and not quite as FUBAR as GM and Ford--#160; Chrysler is plenty big enough to stress DCX#8217; independent-minded shareholders and just as FUBAR as GM and Ford.#160; DCX CEO Dieter Zetsche#8217;s response to industry speculation about his American subsidiary#8217;s financial distress underlines Chrysler#39;s underlying weakness. Dieter#39;s public declaration that he#39;s #34;considering all options#34; also highlights the point we#8217;ve been making here for some time. Chrysler#39;s equals Germans masters are happy to stand back and watch Chrsyler kill itself.#160;#160; Why else would Dieter allow Chrysler#8217;s management to institute Plan X From Outer Space, a carbon copy of Ford#8217;s Way Fordward and GM#8217;s Jump Down Turnaround Sell Every Bale of Hay? Chrysler will now cut jobs (mortgage its future to shed its union-protected workforce), close factories (amputate market share), reduce inventory (try to match supply against market share it#8217;s already lost), sell the family silver (including #8220;transportation services#8221;), re-invest in what they should have built in the first place (allocate $3b for new engines, transmissions and axles), promise to build something that will sell (hybrids) and, last but not least, die. The media seems entranced by any discernible difference in Chrysler#39;s story and that of its cross-town rivals. Will GM and Chrysler share the rapidly deflating life preserver known as the GMT900 truck platform? Again, the similarities between Chrsyler#39;s overall situation and that of GM and Ford are far more important than any SUV freak show. And just as The Big Two#39;s dreams of resurrection are floundering on the rocks of reality, Chrysler#39;s Plan X turns the phrase #34;product strategy#34; into an oxymoron. The official bumph is pretty vague. Chrysler says it will shift its product mix away from trucks and SUV#8217;s towards smaller and more fuel efficient vehicles. Plan X includes unspecified promises to cut three to six models from the company#8217;s 32-vehicle lineup. It has also promised 20 all-new vehicles and 13 refreshed vehicles by 2009. In other words, beating Ford and GM in the deck chair rearranging sweepstakes is Job One. While it#8217;s true that Chrysler#8217;s virtually perfected the art of badge engineering eliminating development costs (e.g. the #34;new#34; Avenger will be a rebodied Sebring), launching so many new mo</itunes:summary>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 7: Be My Valentine&#8230; Or Else</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-7-be-my-valentine-or-else/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Feb 2007 20:09:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/wedding-caqr.jpg" title="And I know this night of magic will become a night of love" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/wedding-caqr.jpg" alt="wedding-caqr.jpg" width="200" height="130" /></a>Valentine&#8217;s Day. The day that keeps jewelers, greeting card companies, florists and candy makers afloat from the one Christmas to the next. The day where millions of dollars are spent around the world in the hopes of an increased chance of getting laid. And this year, it&#8217;s the day when DaimlerChrysler will reveal their makeover plan aimed at diverting Chrysler Group from its seemingly self-destructive course. Will &#8220;Project X&#8221; prove to be a lovefest for all concerned, or is it another St. Valentine&#8217;s Day Massacre just waiting to happen?</p>]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 6: Dance with Me</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-6-dance-with-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 11:52:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/geely222.jpg" title="Cheap labor comes standard" rel="lightbox "><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/geely222.jpg" alt="geely222.jpg" width="200" height="102" /></a>When Daimler-Benz began its Apache dance with Chrysler in 1998, everyone wondered who was leading and where the Hell they were going. At first, the &#8220;merger of equals&#8221; looked like it would bless Chrysler with Mercedes&#8217; best engineering. When the 300C was built atop some last gen Mercedes cast-offs, and ye olde SLK-based Crossfire [dis]appeared, it seemed that Chrysler would at least get some natty hand-me-downs. Then DCX leadership declared &#34;a Mercedes will remain a Mercedes.&#8221; Now it&#39;s Dancing With the Stars gone bad, and it&#39;s bound to end in an elimination.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 5: Necessity is the Mother of Intervention</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chsyler-suicide-watch-5-necessity-is-the-mother-of-intervention/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:11:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/sign2222.jpg" title="Money for nothing?" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/01/sign2222.jpg" alt="sign2222.jpg" width="200" height="150" /></a>In the late &#8216;70&#8217;s, Chrysler and Mark Knopfler had a lot in common. The automaker and the guitarist were both in dire straits. Unlike the British rock group, Chrysler&#8217;s sales were stuck at rock bottom. Most of the automaker&#8217;s offerings were badge engineered clones. Overproduction and their so-called &#8220;sales bank&#8221; had pushed inventory to an all-time high, dragging profits to an all-time low. Enter Lee Iacocca. Lee took draconian measures: cutting models, restructuring, trimming fat and introducing radical new models. Within a few years, Iacocca&#8217;s intervention had transformed a company on the brink of disaster into a profitable enterprise. Twenty years later, Chrysler&#8217;s come full circle. And once again, it&#8217;s time for intervention.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 4: Sebring</title>
		<link>http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/chrysler-suicide-watch-4-sebring/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 11:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jonny Lieberman</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/front2.jpg" title="Go Tommy, go Tommy; it&#39;s your birthday, it&#39;s your birthday!" rel="lightbox [sebring]"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/front2.jpg" alt="front2.jpg" width="200" height="124" /></a>TTAC recently placed Chrysler on suicide watch for the easily correctable fact that vast empty spaces and dealers' lots are stuffed with Chrysler/Dodge cars, trucks. minivans and SUV&#39;s that no one wants to buy. The new Sebring is a far deadlier proposition: a car headed straight for rental car Hell. For a few bills less than our semi-loaded (half cocked?) Sebring tester, you can buy a base Chrysler 300, which, according to Mr. Mehta, has &#8220;reinvigorated American car design.&#8221; The new Sebring is less invigorating than Vicodin. In fact, I reckon the model only exists because car rental customers are still willin&#39; to take what they get.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 3: Deja Vu All Over Again, Again</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Dec 2006 20:02:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Andrew Dederer</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/rover_75_122.jpg" title="I&#39;ll have a blue Christmas without you..." rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/rover_75_122.jpg" alt="rover_75_122.jpg" width="200" height="150" /></a>With cars and trucks piling up, it&#8217;s looking like the Daimler/Chrysler merger/takeover is on the skids. Mergers are always tricky in the auto business. It <em>can </em>work-- <em>if </em>both sides put forth an effort. Unfortunately the DCX mess looks rather familiar&#8230;</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 2: Say It Ain&#8217;t So Joe</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Dec 2006 11:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/eh.jpg" title="Jolting Joe Eberhardt (right)" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/12/eh.jpg" alt="eh.jpg" width="200" height="215" /></a> Germans don&#8217;t like the phrase &#8220;assisted suicide.&#8221; The preferred term is <em>aktive Sterbehilfe</em> (active assistance in dying). Apparently, it&#39;s not a crime. Euthanasia is a crime. Assisted suicide is not. However you slice it, it&#39;s clear that this &#8220;activity&#8221; is not unknown in Germany&#8217;s corporate culture. While DCX&#8217; leadership keeps insisting they want to nurture the Chrysler group back to health, they seem Hell bent on helping it meet its demise.</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Chrysler Suicide Watch 1: Jump?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Dec 2006 11:27:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Frank Williams</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/jumper222.jpg" rel="lightbox"><img class="imageright" src="http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/jumper222.jpg" alt="jumper222.jpg" width="200" height="264" /></a>Just a few years ago, Walter Chrysler&#8217;s namesake was riding high. The &#8220;partnership of equals&#8221; between America&#8217;s Chrysler Corporation and Germany&#8217;s Daimler-Benz bore fruit in the form of the critically acclaimed Chrysler 300 and Dodge Magnum. &#8220;Hemi&#8221; was the performance buzzword. &#8220;SRT&#8221; indicated the performance deal of the decade. Fast forward to &#8217;06 and everything Chrysler&#39;s doing seems strangely, willfully, specifically designed to push the automaker to the brink of self-annihilation.&#160;</p>]]></description>
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