Comments on: Ask the Best and Brightest: Got Puns?

By: shaker

shaker — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 14:03:06 +0000

Geotpf Says:
“A Cadillac funny if you step on it’s tail.”

Priceless.

Q:”How do you top a tar?”
A:”You tep on da bwake.”

By: Geotpf

Geotpf — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 12:16:46 +0000

A Cadillac funny if you step on it’s tail.

By: DearS

DearS — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 05:25:48 +0000

The NHTSA says its not so Smart to buy Mercedes Benzs to affirm your Class. Although its interesting to see the S-car-go.

By: kars

kars — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 01:15:08 +0000

i was considering buying a mercedes B and asked myself “to B or not to B?”

By: AuricTech

AuricTech — Wed, 16 Jul 2008 00:39:10 +0000

A coworker of mine drove a GMC Sonoma pickup. When I first saw it, I thought well, at least he doesn’t have a car Sonoma….

By: golden2husky

golden2husky — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 22:31:19 +0000

When the first Batman movie came out, my friend asked me if I like what they did to the Batmobile. I said of course, it has been totally revamped!!

Audi sponsored a fireworks display one year at a colorado ski resort. After the grand finale, there was a huge explosion behind us. A new condo was being built and there was a tower crane on the site. Smoke and flames emanated from the top of the crane and the four interlocking rings of the Audi logo appeared in fireworks. Somebody in the audience exclaimed “wow they really outFOXed us!!”

By: dragoniv

dragoniv — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:32:36 +0000

I could’a had a G8, but I luv not having a car payment right now. Any more details about my car would be an autobiography, so I’ll just spare you.

By: lprocter1982

lprocter1982 — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:59:33 +0000

Hyundai’s doing well. They sell many vehicles from Tucson to Santa Fe, and their small cars really Accent their American market share. I bet there are Sonatas playing at their headquarters. They’ve really got a Genesis going now.

By: AuricTech

AuricTech — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:53:27 +0000

I’d discuss Mitsubishi’s sales freefall, but that wouldn’t be a Galant thing to do.

By: bipsieboy

bipsieboy — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 19:38:54 +0000

pontiac is in a tempest. thier sales are flatter than the bonneville salt flats

By: David Holzman

David Holzman — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:58:53 +0000

gonna have to dodge this one. Sheesh!

There actually was an art exhibit called the Yugo Next exhibit. A NYC art teacher bought 40 Yugos for about what was originally the price of one, and had his students reinCARnate them (sorry!). Among the reincarnations: a Yugo phone, a Yugo piano, a toaster, an NYC subway car. You can see some of these on my website, motorlegends.com, and click on “art cars.”

By: 210delray

210delray — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:44:17 +0000

Some wag thought this pun could turn around sales during the 1958 recession, “You auto buy now.” (har, har.)

Then during the 1981-82 recession, an old-timer wrote a letter to Automotive News suggesting the resurrection of this pun would cure the sales blues. How cavalier!

By: ajla

ajla — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:37:17 +0000

The Hyundai Genesis seems to have an invisible touch.

By: Sajeev Mehta

Sajeev Mehta — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:29:21 +0000

RF’s sense of humor is just as bad as Frank’s…

http://www.thetruthaboutcars.com/mercury-up-and-down-this-road/

By: carlisimo

carlisimo — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 17:08:53 +0000

Not punny.

By: italianstallion

italianstallion — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:52:44 +0000

Miata get a bigger car.

By: Engineer

Engineer — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:40:29 +0000

Years ago Mercedes had an ad about a guy who lost control of his Mercedes on a curvy piece of road and ended up rolling down about 50 ft, landing at the shore, but surviving (Thanks to hint-hint).

BMW responded by showing a BMW travelling the same road, smoothly going around the curves, while the voice-over enquired: “Doesn’t it make sense to get a car that beats the BENDS?”

By: shaker

shaker — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:07:00 +0000

How many Fords would an Edsel sell if an Edsel could sell Fords?

By: yankinwaoz

yankinwaoz — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:05:26 +0000

Q: Why did the Frenchman paint an “S” on his car?
A: Because he wanted to see the S car go.

By: shaker

shaker — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:04:04 +0000

I wonder… did the Plymouth Acclaim have higher insurance rates than the Dodge Spirit?

By: shaker

shaker — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 16:01:00 +0000

Is a frequently wrecked and repaired full-size Honda
…an Accordian?

By: baabthesaab

baabthesaab — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:28:59 +0000

Several years ago, our local Honda dealer advertised “Customer service is more than our CIVIC duty. It’s the PRELUDE to a lasting ACCORD.”
Lots of other dealers have come and gone. That one is doing fine today.

By: Sajeev Mehta

Sajeev Mehta — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 15:07:51 +0000

GM’s Regal SAAB story sounds like the rise of the Phoenix, but the fact that nobody aspires to own a Ford will put them off Tempo for years.

Marauder? I just met her!

By: driving course

driving course — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:41:57 +0000

VW polo, mint condition, cool and refreshing to drive.

By: aakash

aakash — Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:41:15 +0000

What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? A tire.

*motorized bikes with batteries r considered ‘auto’mobiles aint they?