QOTD: Tuscani Car?

It’s that time of the month where I, your humble author, examine the questions that you are asking us via search-engine queries and then attempt to answer those questions to the best of my ability.

Over the past 90 days, 14 of you have searched for tuscani car. You’ve almost certainly seen a Hyundai Tiburon with the domestic-market “T” badge glued on in place of the normal Hyundai oval. A lot of Tiburon people like to do that. Did you know there’s a whole “KDM” movement out there where people try to make their Korean cars look even more Korean? Now you do.

It’s also possible you’re researching the purchase of a loaded “Tuscani Edition” Tiburon. This was a short-lived attempt to capitalize on KDM-focused buyers. To learn more, click on this ancient TTAC review.

So with that burning question answered, we can get to the (not-so-) funny stuff.

architechs in se that have auto dealership experence: I hear that Frenk Loyd Right guy is one of the best architechs. He has all the experence you want. But be warned: sometimes he makes the furniture too big to get out of the room!

which luxury option is not available on the new $500,000 mercedes suv: A spot on the Social Register.

water wetter review: Tastes horrible. I only know this because my wife put it next to the Gatorade during our last race.

locate dinan stage two chip: Computer, locate Dinan Stage Two Chip. Zoom in. Enhance.

skater van: He was a skater van; she said “See you later, van.”

does carmax negotiate: Not with terrorists, my friend.

audi r8 v10 plus orange: You won’t be able to afford the maintenance, but you will be free of scurvy.

where the vent line connects on motor on the 93 geo storm gsi: There too, my love, will I go.

why are pt cruisers so cheap: Grandma! Get off my computer!

who was the first man buy venza 20 20: Nobody with 20/20 vision has ever purchased a Venza.

between benz c class w 202 and camry tiny light which one will last for a long time if maintained properly: You would be a fool to bet on the reliability of an entire Mercedes-Benz against the known excellence of the tiny lights inside a Camry, my friend.

Alright, folks, that’s all for now. Come back in a month, when we will finally address the question: where do i find the paint code on a 2013 ford taurus police innterceptor?

[Image: Hyundai]