Junkyard Find: 1998 Ford Windstar Ice Cream Truck

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

Is there anything sadder than a junked ice cream truck? For that matter, is there anything creepier than the Boogie Man Ice Cream truck? We saw this 1974 AM General FJ-8A ice cream truck in Los Angeles last winter, and now I’ve found this unwanted-as-a-stale- Choco-Taco Ford Windstar ice cream truck in Denver.

Yes, happy Colorado children (or maybe Kansas or Wyoming children; some cars at this yard come from those states) once chased this festive Windstar, seeking Bomb Pops, Big Neopolitans, and La Michoacana Tamarindo Paletas.

Now, however, rats and pigeons snack on waxy Eskimo Pie crypto-chocolate shards.

A minivan gets good fuel economy, but seems lacking in the space needed for serious ice-cream sales.







Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • -Nate -Nate on Dec 29, 2014

    I remember when the Windstar first came out ~ a Business Associate of mine ran right out and bought one to replace his old 1975 Econoline , he went on a great length about how great it was for a few months then I never heard about it again . Now after all these years , I begin to understand what may have happened to it . -Nate

  • Chicagoland Chicagoland on Jan 07, 2015

    The Windstars that seemed to last were the base Vulcan V6 powered models. The high zoot 3.8 V6's died early. OTOH, Quest/Villagers refuse to die. [I know they are Nissan, but built by UAW Ford workers] Ford was like 'OK here's your minivan, but get a real truck next time'.

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    • Danio3834 Danio3834 on Jan 07, 2015

      "OTOH, Quest/Villagers refuse to die." Really? When I used to see them regularly, they refused to live. The average Pillager would last about as long as their owner's patience to source out Nissan equivalent parts.

  • W Conrad I'd gladly get an EV, but I can't even afford anything close to a new car right now. No doubt if EV's get more affordable more people will be buying them. It is a shame so many are stuck in their old ways with ICE vehicles. I realize EV's still have some use cases that don't work, but for many people they would work just fine with a slightly altered mindset.
  • Master Baiter There are plenty of affordable EVs--in China where they make all the batteries. Tesla is the only auto maker with a reasonably coherent strategy involving manufacturing their own cells in the United States. Tesla's problem now is I think they've run out of customers willing to put up with their goofy ergonomics to have a nice drive train.
  • Cprescott Doesn't any better in red than it did in white. Looks like an even uglier Honduh Civic 2 door with a hideous front end (and that is saying something about a Honduh).
  • Kwik_Shift_Pro4X Nice look, but too short.
  • EBFlex Considering Ford assured us the fake lightning was profitable at under $40k, I’d imagine these new EVs will start at $20k.
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