If The Big Lebowski Were Filmed Today, What Car Would The Dude Drive?

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

Before the Clint Eastwood film (but after the cheezoid TV show), the most well-known Ford Gran Torino in cinema history was the beater ’73 sedan driven by Jeff Bridges’ character in The Big Lebowski. This film, which took quite a while to go from box-office dud to sacred document of the Lebowski Jihad, was released in 1998 and was set in late 1990 or early 1991 (a period during which I was also in Southern California and living a fairly Dude-ish lifestyle myself). The choice of a ’73 Gran Torino by the Coen Brothers makes some interesting statements for those who obsess about movie cars, and Monday is always the best day to discuss such things.

Looking at 1990/1991 from the perspective of 1998, you’ve got a nasty recession being observed via dot-com boom-tinted glasses, the first one-sided ass-kicking dished out by the US military since Vietnam from the point of view of an ascendant hyperpower, and so forth. At the same time, the latter years of the 1990s saw cars that could knock of 200,000 miles becoming commonplace, with carburetors and mechanical ignition systems dead as global Marxism-Leninism. With all that in mind, The Dude’s car had to be something from the Malaise Era, for symbolic location along the Malaise-Gulf War-Hyperpower continuum as well as for the fact that unemployable Los Angeles loadies could be expected to drive 18-year-old midsize sedans.

So the question here is: What would be this car’s equivalent today? If you’re just going by straight model years, a 2014 movie set in 2006 with the protagonist driving an 18-year-old midsize Ford sedan would give us a 1988 Taurus… and it’s easy to picture the 2006 Dude clanking along in a hooptified first-gen Taurus.

However, the runup in global commodities prices in the second half of the first decade of the century meant that larger cars were worth a fair amount at the scrapper, which means that even the ugliest Taurus floated a bit above the very bottom of the car-value barrel. That’s why I think that The Dude of 2006 would drive an early Hyundai Excel. What do you think?


Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Safe as milk Safe as milk on Mar 31, 2014

    in the real world, the nissan sentra might be the way to go but in the movies, i would see a modern day dude as driving a run-down chrysler product. say a cabforward full size or an old town and country mini-van.

  • Camusmuse Camusmuse on Oct 26, 2016

    Old topic...but that is kinda what I am about to say... I dont know if the Dude would even exist today...he was a mark in time. Maybe the real question is what band would he hate instead of the Eagles??? Or all the technology....the widespread use of the internet....the movie just wouldnt happen...he could of just found the same rug on Ebay.... BUT!!!! if a car mus be chosen...this it would most certainly not be a foreign front wheel drive car. Now i have not read every post...this dude is much to busy...lol...but I believe a modern day equivalent would be something like the Ford Crown Victoria (box style) or even a Chevy Caprice....something big, something rear wheel drive, and something easily and cheaply bought.... no minivans....no hatchbacks....just a good old four door sedan....easy as cake....;)

  • Fred It just makes me question GM's management. Do they save rent money? What about the cost of the move? Don't forget they have to change addresses on their forms. New phone numbers? Lost hours?
  • SilverHawk It's amazing how the domestic manufacturers have made themselves irrelevant in the minds of American consumers. Someday, they'll teach this level of brand disassociation in marketing classes as an example of what "not to do". Our auto interests once revolved around these brands. Now, nobody cares, and nobody should care. Where did I put the keys to my Studebaker?
  • El scotto Will it get GM one mile closer to the Gates of Hades? This is a company that told their life long employees not to sell their stock until the day of bankruptcy.
  • 28-Cars-Later I'm curious, is the Maverick in "EV mode" when its towing?"There's still car-like handling -- no punishment because you're driving a truck." That's because its not a truck, its akin to the earlier Ranchero - a literal car-truck hybrid now with an available gasoline hybrid drivetrain (that's actually hilarious and awesome, hybrid-hybrid FTW).
  • El scotto Will Ford ever build enough of them? When I was car shopping, I couldn't find a Maverick with all the options I wanted. Yeah, I know1st World Problems at their finest. So lemme see, I have to order it; wait, and then the dealer will talk about my trade in. Hard Pass.Had I wanted to deal with even more slimy behavior the Kia dealer was across the street.
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