Piston Slap: Escaping The Land of Lotus-Eaters

Sajeev Mehta
by Sajeev Mehta

Susan writes:

So I found a 2011 Saab 9-5 that I just love. I have never owned a Saab. Do they break a lot? I don’t want to spend thousands on car repairs. Been there done that. Please let me know what your honest opinion is on whether I should buy this car or not. Thanks for your time.

Sajeev answers:

Run like hell. That’s the short answer. More to come. :)


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Susan answers:

Hahaha ok


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Sajeev concludes:

Here’s the thing: I truly adore it when readers make no pretense to their mechanical prowess (I can do this, I think I’d be willing to do that) and instead get to the point with a Yes or No question…with past experiences in mind. That makes my answer far more accurate. Why?

Consider these:

  1. Turbo Saabs are chronically below average in terms of reliability, durability and repair costs. While a 2011 model may be far superior than older models with unobtainium non-GM parts and (possible) questionable upkeep from previous owners, while parts are available via the “ Saab Secure Program“, only certain parts of the country are truly Saab friendly when it comes to service and support. Not so compared to other luxury marques.
  2. Saabs aren’t for everyone and like any niche, plenty of folks appreciate such quirkiness…and are willing to deal with non-Lexian levels of quality.
  3. The final Saab 9-5 is a rather beautiful and unique automobile, even with the Chevy steering wheel and underlying GM architecture.
  4. Saabs (and Volvos) probably have the best seats in the business, for decades. But what are those seats bolted to?

We know enough to make a sound judgement against a pretty vehicle with serious concerns: if one readily admits to being repair-averse, don’t even consider a Saab. Hell, maybe you shouldn’t consider anything from Europe (without a very extended warranty) these days. Make your life easier, there are plenty of alternatives out there. Just go test drive them, Susan!

Send your queries to sajeev@thetruthaboutcars.com. Spare no details and ask for a speedy resolution if you’re in a hurry…but be realistic, and use your make/model specific forums instead of TTAC for more timely advice.

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  • 95_SC 95_SC on Oct 21, 2013

    Oh what the hell!

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    • Bill h. Bill h. on Oct 22, 2013

      @invara Definitely a YMMV situation. We've got four Saabs in our family fleet (six over the past 25 years). Bought both new and used, including one that had 120k miles when we got it (as 2002 model, now with 185k miles). Haven't had problems like any of yours, nor any issues with turbo related failures, Sajeev's cautions notwithstanding. We've replaced our share of ignition cassettes, done a couple of fuel pumps, a head gasket (120k miles) and a couple of clutches. No transmission failures, but the automatics are Japanese and only need regular fluid changes. And our newest one, a 2009 9-3 wagon, is the best/most reliable car we've owned of any make, with nearly 50k miles and no issues since new. The Saab parts company never went bankrupt and is still operating. That said, making sure one has a good tech around who isn't afraid of a NG9-5 is going to be a requisite for keeping such a car for years in the future.

  • Jimbob457 Jimbob457 on Oct 23, 2013

    During its 60 years of shadowy existence, the auto maker of Trollhatten consistently established the global standard for engineering weirdness - good once in a while, but mostly bad. This may be interesting for some, but NOT for the average used car owner. Three points: 1. For years they virtually epitomized turbo lag. 2. For years, the torque steer in their high-powered models was so extreme as to be downright dangerous. 3. In the end, all they had to do to stay in business was follow the instructions from their dullard corporate masters at GM. They didn't do it.

  • Slavuta Inflation creation act... 2 thoughts1, Are you saying Biden admin goes on the Trump's MAGA program?2, Protectionism rephrased: "Act incentivizes automakers to source materials from free-trade-compliant countries and build EVs in North America"Question: can non-free-trade country be a member of WTO?
  • EBFlex China can F right off.
  • MrIcky And tbh, this is why I don't mind a little subsidization of our battery industry. If the American or at least free trade companies don't get some sort of good start, they'll never be able to float long enough to become competitive.
  • SCE to AUX Does the WTO have any teeth? Seems like countries just flail it at each other like a soft rubber stick for internal political purposes.
  • Peter You know we’ve entered the age of self driving vehicles When KIAs go from being stolen to rolling away by themselves.
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