New Trends In Dealer Advertising: "We Must Exterminate The Japanese"

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

“’Even if China becomes nothing but tombstones, we must exterminate the Japanese; even if we have to destroy our own country, we must take back the Diaoyu Islands.”

With the appropriate attention received, China is ready to ratchet down anti-Japanese sentiment. Beijing public security authorities on Wednesday urged the public not to stage protests against Japan, writes The Nikkei [sub]. Chinese dealers of the Volkswagen Group did not get the memo. They cause major trouble for Volkswagen. Especially in Japan.

The top picture, taken from the Weibo microblogging site by Chinageeks.org before all searches for Japan etc. were blocked, caused an uproar in Japan. What looks like employees on an Audi dealership show a banner that says “’Even if China becomes nothing but tombstones, we must exterminate the Japanese; even if we have to destroy our own country, we must take back the Diaoyu Islands.” ( Jalopnik ran the picture yesterday, we provide the proper full-length translation.)

On its Japanese corporate website, Audi distanced itself quickly from the calls for genocide, and said that these were the actions of a local dealer who acted on its own. Audi published a statement from the German headquarters that says:

“We wish to categorically distance ourselves from this action. We believe that, as a company, it is not our place to comment on political matters. This is the job of politicians. However, we distance ourselves from any use of violence and advocate dialogue and diplomacy. “

Volkswagen better start distancing itself also. Japanese websites are full with pictures of Chinese Volkswagen dealers who want to cash-in on anti-Japanese sentiments in China. This Volkswagen dealer, decked out in the latest Volkswagen corporate identity, offers an 18,000 RMB ($2,850) to all who ditch their Japanese car, and buy a Volkswagen.

This Volkswagen dealer, sporting previous-gen showroom architecture, also offers support for the nationalistic cause – and hopes that it will translate into more sales.

Meddling with politics is not limited to Volkswagen group dealerships. A Chinese Ford dealer joins the fray.

Turns out that Audi’s denial of any responsibility for the extermination banner was not quick enough. On the popular Japanese picture blogging site dotup.org, two former statesmen were photoshopped into an Audi. (Along with yet another translation.)

Stay tuned. It will get ugly. And I am afraid that Audi dealer will have to wait a little longer for his allocation of hot-selling Q7 …

Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • PenguinBoy PenguinBoy on Sep 19, 2012

    For some reason I think of "a sat-nav that only goes to Poland", and an "ein fanbelt that will last a thousand years" when I see that last picture...

  • Ranwhenparked Ranwhenparked on Sep 20, 2012

    That photoshop is offensive and uncalled for. Everybody knows that Hitler and Mao were both partial to Mercedes.

  • ToolGuy First picture: I realize that opinions vary on the height of modern trucks, but that entry door on the building is 80 inches tall and hits just below the headlights. Does anyone really believe this is reasonable?Second picture: I do not believe that is a good parking spot to be able to access the bed storage. More specifically, how do you plan to unload topsoil with the truck parked like that? Maybe you kids are taller than me.
  • ToolGuy The other day I attempted to check the engine oil in one of my old embarrassing vehicles and I guess the red shop towel I used wasn't genuine Snap-on (lots of counterfeits floating around) plus my driveway isn't completely level and long story short, the engine seized 3 minutes later.No more used cars for me, and nothing but dealer service from here on in (the journalists were right).
  • Doughboy Wow, Merc knocks it out of the park with their naming convention… again. /s
  • Doughboy I’ve seen car bras before, but never car beards. ZZ Top would be proud.
  • Bkojote Allright, actual person who knows trucks here, the article gets it a bit wrong.First off, the Maverick is not at all comparable to a Tacoma just because they're both Hybrids. Or lemme be blunt, the butch-est non-hybrid Maverick Tremor is suitable for 2/10 difficulty trails, a Trailhunter is for about 5/10 or maybe 6/10, just about the upper end of any stock vehicle you're buying from the factory. Aside from a Sasquatch Bronco or Rubicon Jeep Wrangler you're looking at something you're towing back if you want more capability (or perhaps something you /wish/ you were towing back.)Now, where the real world difference should play out is on the trail, where a lot of low speed crawling usually saps efficiency, especially when loaded to the gills. Real world MPG from a 4Runner is about 12-13mpg, So if this loaded-with-overlander-catalog Trailhunter is still pulling in the 20's - or even 18-19, that's a massive improvement.
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