It happened. TTAC finally has their very own Ford Sierra.
It’s true: the UK-spec Ford Sierra I promised to TTAC readers has arrived. Well actually two Brits, as our man Captain Mike Solo imported both his Peugeot 205 1.6 GTI and my Ford Sierra Ghia at the same time. And while I eagerly awaited the Sierra’s arrival in Houston, I could not meet the ship at the port. The precious cargo went up to an official military delivery area in Dallas, about 4-5 hours away.
If you think getting the car from Europe to USA was tough, try making the journey from Houston to Dallas.
Due to timing between my work schedule, the storage fees at the receiving area and Captain Mike’s legal signature required to take delivery, the Sierra waited for at least another month before getting home.
Mike signed for both British beauties (so to speak) and proceeded to trailer off his pretty little Pug. Apparently the staff was more impressed with the bizarre brown space ship on wheels, though most of that credit goes to the exhaust leak from the 2.0L Pinto mill.
One of my racer friends from the 24 Hours of LeMons, Brian Pollock of Property Devaluation Racing, promised to tow it from the place you see here to his workshop filled with similarly bizarre and crappy old Fords.
But then the starter in Brian’s Cummins I-6 converted Ford F-350 took a dump. No dice. He had a friend in the tow truck business who’d do us a solid, and deliver the car to Brian for $125. Considering the alternative of leaving the Sierra in this spot, I gladly paid that. I don’t like how that white S10 is staring at my Rio Brown Ghia goodness!
So what’s up with the random belt shot? This is one of the many steps required to get me (safely) over to Dallas. See, the Mehta fleet includes a 2006 Lincoln Navigator with a ROUSH Supercharger from an F-150. And while the roots-style fed, tubular exhaust header equipped Navigator sucks down plenty of premium fuel, the massive torque and close ratio 6-speed transmission makes towing damn near anything a breeze. But, just in case, here’s the part number if the belt decides the Sierra isn’t a worthy trailer queen.
And after spending far too much time trying to get the Sierra on the back of the stupid fast Navigator, it was ready to go home. Note my smile with the ratchet straps, as I am terrible with these things. Combined with the stress of my normal work week, the labor involved in making this day happen and my level of exhaustion while driving up to Dallas, this was no small feat. I need to clone myself.
But still, there’s always time to smile. Even if all my friends know it’s official: I’m absolutely nuts!
And it got worse. Apparently the Sierra was homesick, longing for some proper UK weather. The rain went from British charm to Gulf Coast beat down in a matter of minutes. I took this terrible shot while filling the Navigator at the gas station: the wind was so strong I was soaked under the station’s prodigious roof. The day went from tiring to absolutely miserable.
But with a bit of caffeine, my two road trip buddies Todd and Angie, the open highway and the amazing view at my back…well, it was all worth it. I doubt I’ll ever have another automotive purchase experience like this one. And FWIW, the Supercharged Navigator got 9 MPG on the way back.
Annnnd we’re back! The weather cleared up in the Bayou City just long enough to get the Sierra off the trailer. And, as the Brits say, the Sierra is now “home and dry” with the rest of the Mehta fleet, some of them shown here.
This is also a good time to mention the theme song for this milestone:
I gotta see you, I gotta be with you,
We’ll make it better now in every way,
Yes, home and dry.
So what’s next? Fixing that massive exhaust leak, coming from the gap between the engine and the manifold. Too bad the hood release also decided to fail. On the plus side, I finally bought a proper set of Ford shop manuals, sporting this helpful diagram. Looks like I’m spending one morning with the Sierra, a pair of jacks, a flashlight and one very, VERY long screwdriver.
Thank you all for reading. Get your hands dirty and enjoy your Sunday!