Yesterday We Showed You Some Of America's Greatest Autocrossers. That Was Yesterday…

Jack Baruth
by Jack Baruth

Why should the superstars of cone-chasing hog all of the B&B’s attention? Today we will see some of the worst autocrossers to ever exit a course backwards, hit a tree, or strike a corner worker. The fun begins with the above video, which proves that some people just can’t operate a Mustang, but’s it’s far from the worst incident on our parking-lot hit parade…

After meandering through an autocross course featuring dozens of conveniently-placed trees, the driver of this Mustang finally does the obvious thing and broadsides one of ’em.

This guy doesn’t even make it to the first cone.

For the first minute of this video, I couldn’t figure out what this guy was gonna hit. Oh yeah… the fence wayyy over there.

Taking girls on a ride in your S2000 can be fun, right up to the point that you hit a curb and kill the car. The action at 2:05 is highly recommended.

Darned curbs, they are all over. This Miata looks like a surprised frog when it leaves the ground.

That’s all for today, folks, but remember… Autocross is as safe as YOU make it!


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