The Girls Product Specialists Of The 2012 Beijing Auto Show. Can You Spot The Car?
Also in Beijing, there are product specialists who explain technical features of each car. They will do that in Chinese, or, if they are blond, in Russian. Here is a comprehensive pictorial of the most capable product specialists of the Beijing Auto Show.
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And now: Can you spot the car?
“My company is not the battery maker in China. We are known as the specialist in Kei cars. This is a range extended version of a car that is very popular in India.”
“My company was in trouble. Then two brothers from India saved us. We don’t have many new cars at the moment, but we have a great team.”
“Meet the team.”
“More enthusiastic team members.”
“My company got into hot water. They said we copied a Ford truck. Then they put our booth next to Ford. We have to make it up with enthusiasm.”
“We assure you: Nothing fake here. All real.”
“Company from France. Car from Korea. Specialist from China.”
“Where can we get coffee?”
“We are receptionists. May we help you?”
“My company has the same name as a machine gun.”
“You probably never heard of my company.”
“I assist members of the media with their reporting.”
“What can I assist you with today?”
“My company’s name starts with a ‘Gee!'”
“Get out of our dressing room, pervert!”
“We have product that is usually in short supply in China.”
“My company is from Japan. People say they lost touch. Not true!”
“We run a special today: Two cultures for the price of one!”
“We work for a family-oriented company.”
Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.
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Nice! Reminds me of Sam Kinison's line, "How can a man look at another man's hairy *** and find love?"
Where's the broad with big ears?