Auction Day: Irrational Exuberance

Steven Lang
by Steven Lang

Did I really buy that car? Ohhh....

A base 1999 Jeep Grand Cherokee with 160k miles was coming to the auction block. Zip ties were holding up the passenger mirror. Options were minimal, and the various dings and dents did the trade-in no favors. It’s the type of vehicle that usually does no more than $2500 during most times of the year.

But with April comes tax season, and with tax season comes prices that hold only the lightest resemblance to reality.

It sold for $4500. Plus $180 auction fee. Plus a fair amount of reconditioning costs… the dealer who bought it is likely looking at around $5000 for a 13 year old base SUV that is incapable of finding a second-tier financing source due to its high miles.

At best, the fellow will yield a $1000 down payment on it and about $60 to $65 a week for 24 months. In two years they may realize a healthy 23% annual return over two years, or a brutal four figured loss.

That may seem like decent odds if we were talking about a secured asset like commercial real estate. But the buy-here pay-here business is a far riskier endeavor for one simple reason.

Most of the customers are riding on a proverbial pendulum that swings between ‘debt’ and ‘broke’. Tomorrow I will cover the nuances of helping debtors become owners. For some it’s easy. For others, it’s an allergy. But in the spirit of the light hearted banter of most Mondays, here’s a list of this week’s most interesting purchases.

2010 Dodge Challenger R/T (Loaded w/ 24k miles, cheap paint work from accident, good Carfax): $24200

2007 Ford Mustang GT: (Base w/ 29k miles, no sunroof, repo, paint work, bad Carfax): $16200

2000 Toyota RAV4: (Mid-model w/165k, dings and dents, sunroof, faded black paint): $3900

2000 Ford Explorer XLS: (Base model w/ 127k, Alloys & Automatic, cost just as much as one I bought four years ago that was two years newer and 20k fewer miles): $3300

and the one that blew me away

2002 Chevy Astro: (Mid-model w/182k, 3 door like all Astro’s but AWD, Alloy wheels, Faded grey paint): $3100

Like the Grand Cherokee, this Astro is a low demand used car that effectively doubled it’s ‘real’ wholesale value.

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  • Joeveto3 Joeveto3 on Apr 09, 2012

    A small used car dealer down the street has had later 80's Mustang convertible for months. Decent looking car (at least from a distance). But it's white and has crappy non-stock wheels. Up until recently, the asking price was $4995. Tax time? $5995. LOL!

    • Nickoo Nickoo on Apr 10, 2012

      An 80s mustang would have barely went for over 5,000 even 10 years ago, (well, at least in 1999 I bought my 1989 camaro for 3,500) they must think there are a lot of suckers out there if they are asking that much for it.

  • Mburm201 Mburm201 on Apr 11, 2012

    I'm glad I don't need to buy a car right now. I've been shopping for about five months for my aunt. Twice I've gotten as far as having cars inspected, but both failed. Both were sedans around $4000 and 14 years old. One was so rusted out underneath I wouldn't even feel safe driving it. The other could have easily needed $2000 in repairs on top of the $4000 price. Last weekend I saw a 1997 Regal with unknown mileage and a missing AC compressor. They were still asking $3000. Yesterdays $1000 car is today's $2000 car, and yesterdays $3000 car is today's $5000 car. I'm just glad "Cash for Clunkers" revived the economy.

  • Jeff JMII--If I did not get my Maverick my next choice was a Santa Cruz. They are different but then they are both compact pickups the only real compact pickups on the market. I am glad to hear that the Santa Cruz will have knobs and buttons on it for 2025 it would be good if they offered a hybrid as well. When I looked at both trucks it was less about brand loyalty and more about price, size, and features. I have owned 2 gm made trucks in the past and liked both but gm does not make a true compact truck and neither does Ram, Toyota, or Nissan. The Maverick was the only Ford product that I wanted. If I wanted a larger truck I would have kept either my 99 S-10 extended cab with a 2.2 I-4 5 speed or my 08 Isuzu I-370 4 x 4 with the 3.7 I-5, tow package, heated leather seats, and other niceties and it road like a luxury vehicle. I believe the demand is there for other manufacturers to make compact pickups. The proposed hybrid Toyota Stout would be a great truck. Subaru has experience making small trucks and they could make a very competitive compact truck and Subaru has a great all wheel drive system. Chevy has a great compact pickup offered in South America called the Montana which gm could be made in North America and offered in the US and Canada. Ram has a great little compact truck offered in South America as well.
  • Groza George I don’t care about GM’s anything. They have not had anything of interest or of reasonable quality in a generation and now solely stay on business to provide UAW retirement while they slowly move production to Mexico.
  • Arthur Dailey We have a lease coming due in October and no intention of buying the vehicle when the lease is up.Trying to decide on a replacement vehicle our preferences are the Maverick, Subaru Forester and Mazda CX-5 or CX-30.Unfortunately both the Maverick and Subaru are thin on the ground. Would prefer a Maverick with the hybrid, but the wife has 2 'must haves' those being heated seats and blind spot monitoring. That requires a factory order on the Maverick bringing Canadian price in the mid $40k range, and a delivery time of TBD. For the Subaru it looks like we would have to go up 2 trim levels to get those and that also puts it into the mid $40k range.Therefore are contemplating take another 2 or 3 year lease. Hoping that vehicle supply and prices stabilize and purchasing a hybrid or electric when that lease expires. By then we will both be retired, so that vehicle could be a 'forever car'. And an increased 'carbon tax' just kicked in this week in most of Canada. Prices are currently $1.72 per litre. Which according to my rough calculations is approximately $5.00 per gallon in US currency.Any recommendations would be welcomed.
  • Eric Wait! They're moving? Mexico??!!
  • GrumpyOldMan All modern road vehicles have tachometers in RPM X 1000. I've often wondered if that is a nanny-state regulation to prevent drivers from confusing it with the speedometer. If so, the Ford retro gauges would appear to be illegal.
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