“What to call these?” tweeted @edmunds.com. “Dudemobiles? Guy Cars? Testosteroners?” And they linked to their scientifically prepared list of the cars with the most men as buyers. Not a list compiled by basement dwellers, but by Polk. The list reflects total purchases made in 2011. And we are counting down …
Number 10: Chevrolet Corvette. 86.9 percent males. Pictured above. At number 10, it practically counts as a girl car on this manly list.
Number 9: Ford F-Series. 87.0 percent males. Only number 9? F as in effeminate?
Number 8: GMC Sierra. 87.5 percent males. Now scientifically proven, more manly than a Ford truck.
Number 7: Nissan GT-R. 87.9 percent males. Carlos Ghosn drives one. That skews the stats.
Number 6: Porsche 911. 88.2 percent males. Because skirts ride up in these cars – German ingenuity.
Number 5: Ferrari California. 88.4 percent males. Driving one grows hair on your chest.
Number 4: Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG. 90.0 percent males. Even looks like a … guy.
Number 3: Audi R8. 91.4 percent males. This stat will drive Sindelfingen boinkers.
Number 2: BMW 1 Series M Coupe. 92.2 percent males. This stat causes uproar in Munich: “An Einser? Whats wrong with our Sexer?”
And the winner is:
Number 1: Ferrari 458 Italia. 95.3 percent males. Cazzo!
(Can someone open the window? It smells like a locker room.)