Hammer Time: Missing You

Steven Lang
by Steven Lang

There are so many things I miss these days.

I miss having a presidential candidate that is as ruthless and cunning as Richard Nixon.

I miss stuffing my mouth with sweets and having a body that can absorb endless hours of athletic abuse.

I even miss a lot of the comedians from days gone by. From Red Skelton to Chris Farley. Even the Charlie Chaplin and Groucho Marx flicks always find their way to my home every month or so.

We always can use more laughter after all. But what about cars? What prophetic trends from our automotive past deserve a second coming?

Should the Yugo have been given the opportunity to evolve into something that was … well… a bit more enduring?

Do French cars need to be reconsidered by the American public at large? If so, will Renault have to remain content with marketing their cars under a pseudo-Japanese veneer? Or can Americans finally look at Renaults, Peugeots and Citroens as cars worth keeping.

Why do minivans and midsized station wagons get so little love these days? Is it because of a lack of good choices in today’s market ? Or have they truly been surpassed by the CUV, the SUV, and whatever you think a Crosstour should be called?

Will our descendants look back at the GTO and Prius with admiration and a tinge of envy? Or will it be the Trailblazers, the Monte Carlos, and the Azteks?

Okay. The last one was a bit of a stretch. But the question remains. What in today’s car market do you truly miss?

Writer’s Note: You can feel free to list features instead of models. In fact, you can even throw in the stalwarts of yesteryear. Would you love it if Soichiro Honda came back and took control of his company? Should Roger Smith have one more chance to turn GM into a synchronized hell march? The question is all yours folks, “What in today’s car market do you truly miss?”

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  • Replica Replica on Feb 06, 2012

    I miss being able to feel the road properly. Even in a Mazda2, which has pretty good steering feel, I still feel detached. I'm bothered that it's considered a virtue to most people to be isolated from the road. I miss the days when people were proud to be good drivers; when they were proud to be able to drive a manual transmission car. Now, a manual is considered a sign of poverty. I also miss the days when living below your means was considered common sense. If you don't buy what you can afford it's a social taboo. So be it. As others have stated, I too, miss windows.

  • Rpn453 Rpn453 on Feb 07, 2012

    I miss cars that don't electronically interfere with the driver's inputs.

  • Jkross22 When I think about products that I buy that are of the highest quality or are of great value, I have no idea if they are made as a whole or in parts by unionized employees. As a customer, that's really all I care about. When I think about services I receive from unionized and non-unionized employees, it varies from C- to F levels of service. Will unionizing make the cars better or worse?
  • Namesakeone I think it's the age old conundrum: Every company (or industry) wants every other one to pay its workers well; well-paid workers make great customers. But nobody wants to pay their own workers well; that would eat into profits. So instead of what Henry Ford (the first) did over a century ago, we will have a lot of companies copying Nike in the 1980s: third-world employees (with a few highly-paid celebrity athlete endorsers) selling overpriced products to upper-middle-class Americans (with a few urban street youths willing to literally kill for that product), until there are no more upper-middle-class Americans left.
  • ToolGuy I was challenged by Tim's incisive opinion, but thankfully Jeff's multiple vanilla truisms have set me straight. Or something. 😉
  • ChristianWimmer The body kit modifications ruined it for me.
  • ToolGuy "I have my stance -- I won't prejudice the commentariat by sharing it."• Like Tim, I have my opinion and it is perfect and above reproach (as long as I keep it to myself). I would hate to share it with the world and risk having someone critique it. LOL.
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