Chinese Are Getting Married, And It's WAR!

Bertel Schmitt
by Bertel Schmitt

In the olden days, you banged your girl, and then got married. In China, as modern as it may be, the big bang is after the wedding ceremony. No Chinese wedding is complete without WWIII – worthy fireworks. The delivery vehicles for the marriage-megatonnage are purpose-converted ‘salute cars.’ As Tycho of Carnewschina tells us, the salute cars “are mostly based on old Beijing-Jeeps, dressed in military style with a big and scary rocket launcher in the back.”

Tycho covers Chinese cars and weddings like no other. He is a certified expert: He had his own Chinese wedding, and the grapevine says that it was successful. Tycho reports that the salute cars are for hire: “Rent for one day will cost around 5000 yuan, 800 USD, including the fireworks and personnel.”

As they said: When you get married, start your new life with a bang.

Bertel Schmitt
Bertel Schmitt

Bertel Schmitt comes back to journalism after taking a 35 year break in advertising and marketing. He ran and owned advertising agencies in Duesseldorf, Germany, and New York City. Volkswagen A.G. was Bertel's most important corporate account. Schmitt's advertising and marketing career touched many corners of the industry with a special focus on automotive products and services. Since 2004, he lives in Japan and China with his wife <a href="http://www.tomokoandbertel.com"> Tomoko </a>. Bertel Schmitt is a founding board member of the <a href="http://www.offshoresuperseries.com"> Offshore Super Series </a>, an American offshore powerboat racing organization. He is co-owner of the racing team Typhoon.

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  • Pete Zaitcev Pete Zaitcev on Feb 01, 2012

    The vehicle a clone of Soviet UAZ, rather than the Cherokee that was discussed at TTAC previously.

  • Advo Advo on Feb 01, 2012

    Any one else jealous that they get to have a lot more fun at less expense than we do even if it means less safety, pollution standards, litigation for damages occurred, paperwork ...

  • Lorenzo Are they calling it a K4? That's a mountain in the Himalayas! Stick with names!
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  • GregLocock That's a bodge, not a solution. Your diff now has bits of broken off metal floating around in it.
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