Piston Slap: It Ain't Easy Being on the Front Right, Either!

Sajeev Mehta
by Sajeev Mehta

Jeff writes:

I have owned my 1965 Mustang convertible for 30 years. It has a problem that puzzles my trusted mechanic and me. The right front wheel cover rotates on the rim, counter-clockwise, as I drive, which pinches the valve stem in about 50 miles. I have swapped wheel covers and had the tire remounted on the spare’s rim with no joy. There is no vibration felt in the body or steering wheel or body when driving, nor is there any uneven wear on the tire.

Ideas?

Sajeev Answers:

Quoting the great Ned Flanders, “As the tree said to the lumberjack, “I’m stumped.”

This shouldn’t happen. And while vintage steel wheels don’t have the torsional rigidity of the newest, latest CAD inspired unit, the wheel cap shouldn’t spin around like a centrifuge when you hit a bump. But maybe it does.

I have two bits of advice, the first is free and possibly helpful, while the second could very well fix it.

1. Pull off all the wheel caps and use a pair of pliers to “open the mouth” of the clips that hold the cap to the wheel. There are multiple tabs with “mouths” around the circumference of the cap, they all need a slight bend to get the mouth opening bigger, pressing stronger against the steel wheel. But only a slight bend! No need to induce further metal fatigue to a 46-year-old piece of metal.

2. Replace one (or more) steel wheel with an aftermarket reproduction…or a similar unit from a 1980s vintage Ford Fox Body. The Fox wheels have 20 years less metal fatigue, look significantly more efficient which–if they are anything like the Ford Fairmont from whence they came–might be from computer assisted design. I assume you have 14” wheels with 4 lugs, therefore the base hoops from any Fox Body Ford give you a fair shot at having a stronger, less-flexy wheel…hell, it might even be a touch lighter for less unsprung weight!

Send your queries to sajeev@thetruthaboutcars.com . Spare no details and ask for a speedy resolution if you’re in a hurry.


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  • Daveainchina Daveainchina on Nov 28, 2011

    I'm guessing he tried the bend the clips thing. It's an obvious answer. The silicone is a decent suggestion too. If I was him I'd just get a set of tasteful aftermarket wheels from tire rack (or something like that) and stick them on there. Put the original wheels away in storage and save them. I can understand the desire to remain stock, but sometimes solving a problem means changing or upgrading as the effort required to remain original is too high. He doesn't say what he uses his car for. Pleasure rides? or is it a show queen at this point? I doubt it's a show queen since he's talking of driving it for 50 miles. so take the practical route, get something tasteful and enjoy your ride instead of chasing down something that probably can't really be fixed. There is a reason hubcaps have disappeared and this is one of them, the other is the hubcap popping off and having to chase it by the side of the road. Just bad technology and better has come along since then.

  • Jordan Tenenbaum Jordan Tenenbaum on Nov 29, 2011

    The wheel covers on my Caprice have locks, but unfortunately they click. Annoying, but not as bad as spinning hubcaps. The silicone sounds like a good suggestion. And, for what it's worth, kudos for keeping the hubcaps and not going with aftermarket wheels.

    • Getacargetacheck Getacargetacheck on Nov 29, 2011

      Jordan Tenenbaum: try spraying some white lithium grease to quiet your wheel cover locks. This was the advice from Pat Goss of Motorweek back in the mid-80s when wire wheel covers were popular. For some reason that segment has stayed with me all these years.

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