VW, Suzuki Deny Breakup Rumors, As Italian Lover Threatens Relationship

Edward Niedermeyer
by Edward Niedermeyer

Welcome back to ongoing coverage of the latest transcontinental tale of romance and betrayal, in which Volkswagen and Suzuki’s young-but-troubled relationship is put to the test while the world watches. Last time we checked in, a piece of pricey gossip suggested what the rumors had been saying for weeks: VW and Suzuki were headed for Splitsville. But despite the angry blogging outbursts and talk of “ reviewing the relationship,” Volkswagen is standing by its Japanese bride, telling Automotive News Europe [sub] that the latest gossip that the “relationship is headed for dissolution” is “nonsense.” Suzuki joined the show of support, saying it had no plans to leave. But all the while, an Italian temptress is putting even more pressure on this relationship, as Bertel reported last month:

Fiat will supply Suzuki with 20,000 to 30,000 1.6-liter diesel engines per year…This might not make Volkswagen happy, because they think they are the masters of the small diesel universe. Suzuki will likely claim that it had signed a cooperation contract with Fiat in 2005, covering vehicle development and engine production. That was years before Suzuki and Volkswagen tied the knot, and contracts are contracts, no?

Sure, but there is increasing uneasiness in Wolfsburg that the marriage with the Japanese bride has been childless so far, and if the bride continues to play footsie with the beau from Torino, the Germans could get jealous.

And with the AFP [via Google] reporting on “secret” Suzuki-Fiat talks earlier this year, as well as more recent Suzuki comments about the “climate of mutual trust” in its relationship with Fiat, expect tensions to continue to simmer. On the other hand, nothing gets a powerful but dismissive husband’s attention like the threat of being cuckolded, so tales of Suzuki-Fiat canoodling may simply be strategic plants. But hey, nobody ever said long-distance relationships were easy!

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  • Pig_Iron Pig_Iron on Aug 08, 2011

    I don't know what's in it for Suzuki, unless it's access to Vee-Dub's distro network.

  • Ronnie Schreiber Ronnie Schreiber on Aug 08, 2011

    Anime always struck me as kind of creepy in that guys-in-Japan-read-porn-on-the-subway way. While looking for video content last night for Cars In Depth on YouTube, I found some soft core pornish anime girls in a 3D slideshow. The post on YT linked to a *.rar file at some file depository. I thought about downloading it, strictly for research purposes, of course, but then I thought, "Danger, Will Robinson, virus alert!"

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    • Mazder3 Mazder3 on Aug 09, 2011

      @mazder3 Ok, now that I've seen FutArcee I think that's quite enough. Thanks, Educator Dan!

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  • Kcflyer Don't understand the appeal of this engine combo at all.
  • Dave M. This and the HHR were GM's "retro" failures. Not sure what they were smoking....
  • Kcflyer Sorry to see it go. The interior design and color options in particular are rare in the industry
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