Junkyard Find: This One Really Hurts

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

Before GM delivered a one-two-three punch to Cadillac’s image with the Seville, V8-6-4 engine, and Cimarron, the first of the front-wheel-drive Eldorados attained some sort of zenith for strip-club-owner-grade, ridiculous-yet-awesome Detroit Iron. Here’s a ’68 Eldo that will never drive the Las Vegas Strip again.

It’s very rough, though the only severe rust seems to be concentrated beneath the vinyl top— a common GM problem of the era.

You’d have to be really motivated to spend what it would take to fix this rot, and this car’s last owner probably saw that scrap steel was going for $250/ton and decided he or she would take the 600 bucks rather than try to fix the Cadillac.

472 cubic inches driving the front wheels via huge chains! Amazingly, this system worked quite well.

I think I’d prefer a Coupe de Ville, were I going for a late ’60s Cadillac, but the Eldorado of the era made the kind of statement that GM hasn’t been able to make for decades. This car will be missed.











Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Roberto Esponja Roberto Esponja on Mar 19, 2011

    Noticed the Window Lock switch had three settings...Normal, Lock, and Emergency. Anyone here know what the Emergency setting was for?

  • And003 And003 on Apr 06, 2012

    Given Jay Leno's work on his RWD Oldsmobile Toronado, I could imagine him giving this Eldorado the 'V-Series' treatment with the E-Rod engine.

  • Jkross22 When I think about products that I buy that are of the highest quality or are of great value, I have no idea if they are made as a whole or in parts by unionized employees. As a customer, that's really all I care about. When I think about services I receive from unionized and non-unionized employees, it varies from C- to F levels of service. Will unionizing make the cars better or worse?
  • Namesakeone I think it's the age old conundrum: Every company (or industry) wants every other one to pay its workers well; well-paid workers make great customers. But nobody wants to pay their own workers well; that would eat into profits. So instead of what Henry Ford (the first) did over a century ago, we will have a lot of companies copying Nike in the 1980s: third-world employees (with a few highly-paid celebrity athlete endorsers) selling overpriced products to upper-middle-class Americans (with a few urban street youths willing to literally kill for that product), until there are no more upper-middle-class Americans left.
  • ToolGuy I was challenged by Tim's incisive opinion, but thankfully Jeff's multiple vanilla truisms have set me straight. Or something. 😉
  • ChristianWimmer The body kit modifications ruined it for me.
  • ToolGuy "I have my stance -- I won't prejudice the commentariat by sharing it."• Like Tim, I have my opinion and it is perfect and above reproach (as long as I keep it to myself). I would hate to share it with the world and risk having someone critique it. LOL.
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