Orange County, 1989: The Dodge A100 That Started It All

Murilee Martin
by Murilee Martin

There’s a reason that I spent decades thinking that, someday, I’d have my very own Dodge A100 project. That reason is this $50 A100, which survived a wild-eyed road trip through the heart of the civil wars in mid-80s El Salvador and Nicaragua. Going through my old 35mm negatives the other day, I found a few portraits with the A100 as backdrop.

I had a college photography class assignment to do some portrait shots, so I talked my friend Chivo into posing with some friends’ vehicles in the UC Irvine Physical Sciences parking lot. Old Cadillacs always look better in black-and-white, I think.

The van was a beat-to-shit Slant Six A100 owned by my friend Lars. Lars was a sculptor and master scavenger who managed to trade a ceramic dog sculpture (valued at 50 bucks) for the van during his freshman year at UCI. Feeling that rent was an unnecessary expense, Lars slept in the Dodge and showered in the community bathrooms at the on-campus Irvine Meadows West RV Park. After the campus cops hassled him for sleeping in a van on campus (being California state property, there’s no law against sleeping in a vehicle, but try telling that to The Man when you’re 100 yards from the Newport Beach city limits in super-upscale Orange County), he obtained a refrigerator box, put it in the van’s cargo area, and slept inside the box.

The Slant Six was unkillable, and Lars and his surfer buddies would sit on the warm engine doghouse after a day at the beach. Tens of thousands of pounds of scrap metal and other sculpture fuel was hauled around Southern California in the A100, and Lars kept it even after he moved into the campus trailer park. In the summer of 1986, he and his girlfriend hopped in the van and headed south. Really south, as in down to the Mexican border, through Mexico, and into Belize, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, and Panama.

According to Lars, nothing bad happened to him during the trip except for a case of “amoebas” in Honduras and a sidewall puncture courtesy of a giant thorn in Guatemala (the puncture was fixed by an old roadside tire man for a dollar, the tire held up for the rest of the trip, and forever after Lars used this as an example of why you shouldn’t listen to so-called safety “experts” about tire safety). He hauled about a thousand pounds of fist-sized surf-smoothed rocks from Mexico, and the Slant Six never missed a beat. Ever since that time, I’ve been keeping my eyes open for a good A100 project, with or without a Slant Six. Now I’ve got one!




Murilee Martin
Murilee Martin

Murilee Martin is the pen name of Phil Greden, a writer who has lived in Minnesota, California, Georgia and (now) Colorado. He has toiled at copywriting, technical writing, junkmail writing, fiction writing and now automotive writing. He has owned many terrible vehicles and some good ones. He spends a great deal of time in self-service junkyards. These days, he writes for publications including Autoweek, Autoblog, Hagerty, The Truth About Cars and Capital One.

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  • Lilpoindexter Lilpoindexter on Dec 16, 2010

    Anteaters are THE SH!T !!!

  • Nikita Nikita on Dec 17, 2010

    Its amazing that something as Conestoga Wagon crude as those A-series Dodge trucks could come out of a style and technology obsessed Detroit of the mid-1960's. I had a '66 A-100 cargo van. No curved glass, even that 1940's-style split windshield, leaf springs all around, power nothing, no hydraulic lifters nor spin-on oil filter on the 273ci LA V-8. It took us up and down the whole West Coast, including off-road adventures and never broke down.

  • 1995 SC At least you can still get one. There isn't much for Ford folks to be happy about nowadays, but the existence of the Mustang and the fact that the lessons from back in the 90s when Ford tried to kill it and replace it with the then flavor of the day seem to have been learned (the only lessons they seem to remember) are a win not only for Ford folks but for car people in general. One day my Super Coupe will pop its headgaskets (I know it will...I read it on the Internet). I hope I will still be physically up to dropping the supercharged Terminator Cobra motor into it. in all seriousness, The Mustang is a.win for car guys.
  • Lorenzo Heh. The major powers, military or economic, set up these regulators for the smaller countries - the big guys do what they want, and always have. Are the Chinese that unaware?
  • Lorenzo The original 4-Runner, by its very name, promised something different in the future. What happened?
  • Lorenzo At my age, excitement is dangerous. one thing to note: the older models being displayed are more stylish than their current versions, and the old Subaru Forester looks more utilitarian than the current version. I thought the annual model change was dead.
  • Lorenzo Well, it was never an off-roader, much less a military vehicle, so let the people with too much money play make believe.
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