The Booth Babe Chronicles: Ad Roundup

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by The Booth Babe

I love video displays at auto shows. For example, I’m hoping and really looking forward to Toyota playing the Swagger Wagon video on heavy rotation all day, every day this auto show season. I’m sure it will only start to get old after the first 17 times in a shift. My sources tell me Toyota is ditching the live performances this year (I know how broken up you’ll be about missing the Avalon Lounge Act) so they’ll need something eye-catching to fill the void.

Video displays at the auto show don’t get enough love or attention from consumers. It’s a shame, really, because what is put onscreen is often very clever. Sometimes they’ll even throw in some of their overseas commercials, and then you’re in for a real treat. Here are a few I hope we’ll see on overhead displays this auto show season.

I love the Volkswagen spot from Norway. It is compelling, has a surprise ending and makes you want to know more about the car. It is clear who the demographic is — 30-somethings (who may or may not be about to divorce). It reminds me of the Coors Light Cold Activated Window commercials in the sense that both feature men easily distracted by “man stuff.”

I dig the old school vibe of this Australian ad, but I don’t quite get who Kia is trying to market to. Over they have the bumpy dong ads catering to the minivan crowd. Over they have the hamsters trying to draw in a young, hip, urban crowd like they’re Scion or something. Now there’s a new ad showing a guy who wishes he were still young, hip and urban but actually part of the minivan crowd. This kind of thing can work for a company like Ford who has an extremely iconic and highly differentiated product line. Kia does not. I really like watching their ads, don’t get me wrong — they are very entertaining and never fail to make me smile. But I’m still not buying a Kia.

If you are railing against the corrupt consumerism of your obscenely wealthy parents (who sent you to an Ivy League school where you inexplicably studied art instead of business, you ungrateful brat) then it appears the Honda Jazz is for you. An actual line of dialogue: “It makes being judgmental of people who aren’t as cool as you even easier.” Finally, a car for sanctimonious goody-goodies that isn’t a Prius.

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  • BeauCharles I had a 2010 Sportback GTS for 10 years. Most reliable car I ever own. Never once needed to use that super long warranty - nothing ever went wrong. Regular maintenance and tires was all I did. It's styling was great too. Even after all those years it looked better than many current models. Biggest gripe I had was the interior. Cheap (but durable) materials and no sound insulation to speak of. If Mitsubishi had addressed those items I'm sure it would have sold better.
  • Marty S I learned to drive on a Crosley. Also, I had a brand new 75 Buick Riviera and the doors were huge. Bent the inside edge of the hood when opening it while the passenger door was open. Pretty poor assembly quality.
  • 3-On-The-Tree Alan, I was an Apache pilot and after my second back surgery I was medically boarded off of flying status due to vibrations, climbing on and off aircraft, so I was given the choice of getting out or re-branching so I switched to Military Intel. Yes your right if you can’t perform your out doesn’t matter if your at 17 years. Dad always said your just a number, he was a retired command master chief 25 years.
  • ToolGuy "Note that those vehicles are in direct competition with models Rivian sells"• I predict that we are about to hear why this statement may not be exactly true
  • ToolGuy From the relevant Haynes Repair Manual:"Caution: The 4.6L models require a special tool to extract the water pump from the coolant crossover housing. This special tool is expensive and the removal procedure is difficult. Have the water pump replaced by a dealer service department or other qualified automotive repair facility if the tool is not available."One version of the tool is Lisle 14440; I paid $10.82 (less 5% discount, plus shipping).You can see why I never attempt my own maintenance or repairs. 😉
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