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Can You Take A Juke?
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Edward Niedermeyer
(IC: employee)
Published: March 16th, 2010
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How about 7 minutes and 48 seconds worth of Nissan Juke B-rolls? That this car exists isn’t puzzling: Europe is forever producing bizarre little segment-busters that look like they were styled by an eldritch abomination. What boggles the mind is that Nissan is going to try to sell this Versa-based “crossunder” in the US. Stare at the footage for a bit and try to imagine what business in your community you could see one of these in front of, and you’ll see what we’re on about. [Warning: more than 3 minutes of uninterrupted viewing could cause complete loss of sanity and/or a new appreciation for Toyota-bland styling]
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Published March 16th, 2010 6:13 PM
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It looks like the bastard child of a Honda CR-V and a Jeep Compass. The front looks nice, but the back end looks too shrunken and sloped for my taste. Any word on a prince point yet?
This video makes for a good enhanced interrogation technique. "Tell us where the bomb is...or we'll play more pan shots of the front end!!"
They are also the company that brought :http://www.idcow.net/idcow/products/ym2014.jpg and this: http://www.drivingsports.com/site/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/02_nissan_gt-r_specv_opt.jpg Nissan is great at appealing to every styling tastes.
Renault bit them with the quirky design bug, but at the same time they gave them the practicality virus... I'm pretty sure I can move half of my house with this...