Ask the Best and Brightest: Got Puns?

Frank Williams
by Frank Williams

I love bad puns. This morning, during a lull in the action while we waited for the footware to fall on Slick Rick's press conference, I asked our esteemed publisher "if GM started designing the second generation of their electric vapormobile, would it be considered re-Volt-ing?" Lacking my finely honed sense of humor, he merely responded "har, har." Then I reminded him that if someone wrecked their S-Class, all you could so is say "well, that's the way the Mercedes Benz." OK… I know they're bad. And I know there have to be a lot more automotive puns out there. So c'mon… hit me with your best (or worst) shot. I'll be mighty be-Holden to you if you do.

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  • Kars Kars on Jul 15, 2008

    i was considering buying a mercedes B and asked myself "to B or not to B?"

  • DearS DearS on Jul 16, 2008

    The NHTSA says its not so Smart to buy Mercedes Benzs to affirm your Class. Although its interesting to see the S-car-go.

  • Geotpf Geotpf on Jul 16, 2008

    A Cadillac funny if you step on it's tail.

  • Shaker Shaker on Jul 16, 2008

    Geotpf Says: "A Cadillac funny if you step on it’s tail." Priceless. Q:"How do you top a tar?" A:"You tep on da bwake."

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